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ApplePiah wrote: Pron

No, don't post any pr0n. That will get you banned.

Granted. They're already less absurd than you are, so this wish has no effect.

I wish hug would stop posting in this thread.

Don't lock. Podcast here: http://mixlr.com/lukedude759/

Granted. Assuming "world" means "planet," dementia is rediscovered when humans land on Mars.

I wish I had an Oculus Rift.

Granted. You travel to a universe where every SCP is real. And has breached containment. And your USD (Universe Switching Device, no relation to USD meaning United States currency) was eaten by 682. Now 682 is in this universe. So yeah. Pretty much game over for everyone involved. I wish SCP-914 wer...

Oskar-PL wrote: Ohhh s it.

What's the point of censoring "shit" when everyone knows what you're saying anyway?

Oskar-PL wrote:
Han?

Yes. Han shot first.

Granted. They grow thick enough to take over the entire planet and tall enough to reach the sun. Everyone who just wanted to watch the world burn got their wish.

I wish I finished my classwork earlier.

Theimperfectbeing wrote:
bot.

I'm not a spambot. Why would you think I am?