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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby MOV_Games » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:33 pm

Dat pickle.
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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby lololord » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:42 pm

MOV_Games wrote:Dat pickle.


I couldn't think of any Verbs/Nouns/Adjectives so i just put pickle

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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby Juicy » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:15 pm

LOL

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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J

Object Class: hrthjtrjtidjopgadrqwtjewigkjdjñzcxvcvmxcbvxcbnmmgjfj

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J is to be kept in a dbdfnjkh-lined containment chamber located in dsgdfnjnzsvkjlp, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0+2 wgtrhdes armed with aefghngfghxcczxvfdsgteryttruytiyuopl.

In the event that SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J ever begins dsfdsgdfhhdhjkuying its frhjyfkityk, dfhdfuihggpwqwelsadv x is to dsgfsdgdsgdcgmghnd SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force uuliuoñppioñ,j-7 (''mcncbx'') is to be dispatched to SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J is a rqwrwetertykijhliurthe hsgsdvbmnbvnbxbzasadfweterytru. Like most members of its species, it is able to cvb fhgykj, and regularly eats twice its own weight in dbdfnjkh each day.

SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with wteryhehdfhfgzxrfqwtgfrkluipnvmvxszzs, which causes it to turn into saf. Whenever this happens, all zxcvvbmasdfghjhjlklñqwerrteryrtutyiyoiupops within a yjnjghkmhjlñjggs kilometer radius will begin to zdsfsdftuop uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Dfhdf. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J was first located in Dfgzdxmvhzvxcafiuqeghwegpñafadjvsdsv where the dfhdjjnd were using it in order to ewrweteqgkl sdghtu fjhjklpo. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force uuliuoñppioñ,j-7 (''mcncbx'') was able to recover the object with only 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-1

Dr. vgsdgfdshtu: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr vgsdgfdshtu, and I am about to test SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk's reaction to lergerg. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr sdv?
Dr. sdv: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. vgsdgfdshtu: Excellent! I am now introducing the lergerg to sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. sdv: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

vgsdgfdshtu: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN sdgfdsgdfvxcnmdsqwrewtuyuopldgsgsdfadhgnm! IT'S GOT MEIN sdgfdsgdfvxcnmdsqwrewtuyuopldgsgsdfadhgnm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby MOV_Games » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:21 pm

Juicy wrote:LOL

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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J

Object Class: hrthjtrjtidjopgadrqwtjewigkjdjñzcxvcvmxcbvxcbnmmgjfj

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J is to be kept in a dbdfnjkh-lined containment chamber located in dsgdfnjnzsvkjlp, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0+2 wgtrhdes armed with aefghngfghxcczxvfdsgteryttruytiyuopl.

In the event that SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J ever begins dsfdsgdfhhdhjkuying its frhjyfkityk, dfhdfuihggpwqwelsadv x is to dsgfsdgdsgdcgmghnd SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force uuliuoñppioñ,j-7 (''mcncbx'') is to be dispatched to SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J is a rqwrwetertykijhliurthe hsgsdvbmnbvnbxbzasadfweterytru. Like most members of its species, it is able to cvb fhgykj, and regularly eats twice its own weight in dbdfnjkh each day.

SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with wteryhehdfhfgzxrfqwtgfrkluipnvmvxszzs, which causes it to turn into saf. Whenever this happens, all zxcvvbmasdfghjhjlklñqwerrteryrtutyiyoiupops within a yjnjghkmhjlñjggs kilometer radius will begin to zdsfsdftuop uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Dfhdf. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J was first located in Dfgzdxmvhzvxcafiuqeghwegpñafadjvsdsv where the dfhdjjnd were using it in order to ewrweteqgkl sdghtu fjhjklpo. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force uuliuoñppioñ,j-7 (''mcncbx'') was able to recover the object with only 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-1

Dr. vgsdgfdshtu: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr vgsdgfdshtu, and I am about to test SCP-sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk's reaction to lergerg. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr sdv?
Dr. sdv: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. vgsdgfdshtu: Excellent! I am now introducing the lergerg to sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. sdv: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

vgsdgfdshtu: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN sdgfdsgdfvxcnmdsqwrewtuyuopldgsgsdfadhgnm! IT'S GOT MEIN sdgfdsgdfvxcnmdsqwrewtuyuopldgsgsdfadhgnm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident sdvsdgvdfbgfjgk-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby lololord » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:18 pm

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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-65-J

Object Class: Gay

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-65-J is to be kept in a Gaycake-lined containment chamber located in Box, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 1.1 Gay Rapist armed with Fake Dildo's.

In the event that SCP-65-J ever begins Raping its Ear, Gayling Gayson is to Gay SCP-65-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Gay-7 (''Gayrabbit'') is to be dispatched to SCP-65-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-65-J is a Gay Gayfish. Like most members of its species, it is able to Gay Gaybo, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Gaycake each day.

SCP-65-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Gay, which causes it to turn into Gay. Whenever this happens, all Gay within a 2002202 kilometer radius will begin to Gay uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Gay-briel the Angel. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-65-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-65-J was first located in Gayland where the Gaybirds were using it in order to I WANNA SUCK DIIIIICK. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Gay-7 (''Gayrabbit'') was able to recover the object with only 666 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 65-1


Dr. Hitler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler, and I am about to test SCP-65's reaction to Gay. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Gay?
Dr. Gay: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Hitler: Excellent! I am now introducing the Gay to 65... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Gay: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Hitler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Nipple! IT'S GOT MEIN Nipple! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG
In light of incident 65-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby Vexification » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:59 am

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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-5313-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5313-J is to be kept in a hamburger-lined containment chamber located in Containment Site-28, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 20 ugly ass motherfuckers armed with mexicans.

In the event that SCP-5313-J ever begins Running its mouth, Dr. Bright is to smack SCP-5313-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force ζ-7 (''running retards'') is to be dispatched to SCP-5313-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-5313-J is a retarded Emu. Like most members of its species, it is able to punch fuckers, and regularly eats twice its own weight in hamburgers each day.

SCP-5313-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with children assholes, which causes it to turn into Micheal Jackson. Whenever this happens, all humans within a 842 kilometer radius will begin to eat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Brad Pitt. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-5313-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-5313-J was first located in Cockmunch, Texas where the Cowboys were using it in order to eat all the dildos. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force ζ-7 (''running retards'') was able to recover the object with only 1481384 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 5313-1

Dr. Auschwitz: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Auschwitz, and I am about to test SCP-5313's reaction to fright. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Wheeler?
Dr. Wheeler: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Auschwitz: Excellent! I am now introducing the fright to 5313... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Wheeler: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Auschwitz: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN NECK! IT'S GOT MEIN NECK! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 5313-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█


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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby MOV_Games » Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:16 am

This one was rushed.
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Item #: SCP-7-J

Object Class: Between Eucilid and Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a Roasted Genitals-lined containment chamber located in Pawn Shop, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Plumber armed with Paper Cup.

In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins Jacking its Lungs, Dr Doctor MC Doctorson the Third is to Pancreas SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Bankrupt-7 (''Random Crappy Soap #7'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-7-J is a Orange Mutated Dodo. Like most members of its species, it is able to Hairy, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Roasted Genitals each day.

SCP-7-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Frog, which causes it to turn into Eggs. Whenever this happens, all Fox within a 6 kilometer radius will begin to Melon uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to James from over the Road. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-7-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in A Town where the The Harkinan Mai Boi's were using it in order to Turn everyone into Communists. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Bankrupt-7 (''Random Crappy Soap #7'') was able to recover the object with only 3000 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 7-1


Dr. Nein: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Nein, and I am about to test SCP-7's reaction to Blue. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Slammer?
Dr. Slammer: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Nein: Excellent! I am now introducing the Blue to 7... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Slammer: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Nein: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Ovaries! IT'S GOT MEIN Ovaries! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 7-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby Omniary » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:46 am

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Item #: SCP-3-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a tofu-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 zookeepers armed with snuggies.
In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins crying its nose, Dr. Clef is to jump SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Teletubbies'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-3-J is a ugly earthworm. Like most members of its species, it is able to shit pies, and regularly eats twice its own weight in tofu each day.
SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with fly swatters, which causes it to turn into a ball. Whenever this happens, all dicks within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to pee uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Morgan Freeman. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in Townsville where the Patriots were using it in order to make one billion dollars. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Teletubbies'') was able to recover the object with only 9001 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 3-1

Dr. Fegellein: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Fegellein, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to window wiper. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr [REDACTED].
Dr. [REDACTED]: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Fegellein: Excellent! I am now introducing the window wiper to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Fegellein: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN TOE! IT'S GOT MEIN TOE! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby hug0905 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:11 pm

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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-2010-J

Object Class: Brony

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2010-J is to be kept in a Vegies-lined containment chamber located in Area 51, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Dr.Kleiner armed with Toys.

In the event that SCP-2010-J ever begins Derping its Face, Dr.███████ is to Derp SCP-2010-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force δ-7 (''My Little Pony'') is to be dispatched to SCP-2010-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-2010-J is a Stupid Pony. Like most members of its species, it is able to ███████, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Vegies each day.

SCP-2010-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Town, which causes it to turn into ███████. Whenever this happens, all ███████ within a 10 kilometer radius will begin to Derp uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Cathy Weseluck. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-2010-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-2010-J was first located in Ponyville where the Titans were using it in order to I wonder what friendship could be...... Thankfully, Mobile Task Force δ-7 (''My Little Pony'') was able to recover the object with only 9000 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 2010-1

Dr. Rainbow Dash: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Rainbow Dash, and I am about to test SCP-2010's reaction to Girl. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Applejack?
Dr. Applejack: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Rainbow Dash: Excellent! I am now introducing the Girl to 2010... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Applejack: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Rainbow Dash: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Arm! IT'S GOT MEIN Arm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 2010-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results

Postby SCP 513 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:22 pm

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Item #: SCP-8456-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8456-J is to be kept in a Carrot-lined containment chamber located in Sector 5, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0.5 3D Modeler armed with Nails.

In the event that SCP-8456-J ever begins Fucking its Hand, Destructoid is to Candy SCP-8456-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''My Little Pony'') is to be dispatched to SCP-8456-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-8456-J is a Kill Shark. Like most members of its species, it is able to Kill Radical, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Carrot each day.

SCP-8456-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with War, which causes it to turn into Something. Whenever this happens, all Snails within a 96 kilometer radius will begin to Fuck uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Jackie Chan. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-8456-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-8456-J was first located in London where the Atlanta Hawks were using it in order to Invade the London. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''My Little Pony'') was able to recover the object with only 1128 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 8456-1

Dr. Beckenbauer: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Beckenbauer, and I am about to test SCP-8456's reaction to Radical. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Ghost?

Dr. Ghost: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Beckenbauer: Excellent! I am now introducing the Radical to 8456... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Ghost: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Beckenbauer: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Jaw! IT'S GOT MEIN Jaw! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG
In light of incident 8456-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█


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Item #: SCP-2-J

Object Class: Unstable

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2-J is to be kept in a banana-lined containment chamber located in ███████, Steelpoint's Office, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 0.4mm scientist armed with document.

In the event that SCP-2-J ever begins hiding its leg, Dr. Bright is to shoot SCP-2-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''"Ed, Edd n'Eddy"'') is to be dispatched to SCP-2-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-2-J is a flammable unknown species of snake. Like most members of its species, it is able to fragile and dangerous, and regularly eats twice its own weight in banana each day.

SCP-2-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with guards, which causes it to turn into didn't liked it. Whenever this happens, all stops within a 606 kilometer radius will begin to burn uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Steelpoint, the Administrator of ███████. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-2-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-2-J was first located in Sydney where the Dallas Cowboys were using it in order to take over Regalis' plans. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''"Ed, Edd n'Eddy"'') was able to recover the object with only 5000 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 2-1

Dr. Fassbender: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Fassbender, and I am about to test SCP-2's reaction to common. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Bradley?

Dr. Steelpoint: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Fassbender: Excellent! I am now introducing the common to 2... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Steelpoint: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Fassbender: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN head! IT'S GOT MEIN head! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG
In light of incident 2-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█


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