This thread's been dead for about 5 months, so I should lock this.
But I'll let it slide, since this sub-forum really makes me sad. It seems that people favor topics about the game and the off-topic subforum to this, and most good threads about the Foundation get locked since they're bumped, or simply not posted in.
Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
#22CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-106-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-106-J is to be kept in a Titanium Alloy-lined containment chamber located in Site-19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Site Guards armed with Fn P90's and combat pistols.
In the event that SCP-106-J ever begins hearing its [REDACTED], Dr.Right is to Shoot SCP-106-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force IIV-7 (''Spike tail'') is to be dispatched to SCP-106-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-106-J is a Good protceratops. Like most members of its species, it is able to eating pizza, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Titanium Alloy each day.
SCP-106-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with a rock, which causes it to turn into SCP-106. Whenever this happens, all Dr.[REDACTED] within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to Exploding uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Dr.Bright. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-106-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-106-J was first located in SCPFantown where the R.O.B.L.O.X were using it in order to Kill SCP-682. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force IIV-7 (''Spike tail'') was able to recover the object with only ███ civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 106-1
Dr. NIEN: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr NIEN, and I am about to test SCP-106's reaction to City's. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Jeff?
Dr. Jeff: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. NIEN: Excellent! I am now introducing the City's to 106... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Jeff: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
NIEN: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN [DATA EXPUNGED]! IT'S GOT MEIN [DATA EXPUNGED]! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 106-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Item #: SCP-106-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-106-J is to be kept in a Titanium Alloy-lined containment chamber located in Site-19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Site Guards armed with Fn P90's and combat pistols.
In the event that SCP-106-J ever begins hearing its [REDACTED], Dr.Right is to Shoot SCP-106-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force IIV-7 (''Spike tail'') is to be dispatched to SCP-106-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-106-J is a Good protceratops. Like most members of its species, it is able to eating pizza, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Titanium Alloy each day.
SCP-106-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with a rock, which causes it to turn into SCP-106. Whenever this happens, all Dr.[REDACTED] within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to Exploding uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Dr.Bright. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-106-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-106-J was first located in SCPFantown where the R.O.B.L.O.X were using it in order to Kill SCP-682. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force IIV-7 (''Spike tail'') was able to recover the object with only ███ civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 106-1
Dr. NIEN: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr NIEN, and I am about to test SCP-106's reaction to City's. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Jeff?
Dr. Jeff: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. NIEN: Excellent! I am now introducing the City's to 106... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Jeff: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
NIEN: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN [DATA EXPUNGED]! IT'S GOT MEIN [DATA EXPUNGED]! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 106-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
#23Spoiler
Oh god I just diedAlso Known as Combine
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Creator of the glorious Omega Shitheads
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Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
#26Mine:
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General Discussion?... so there once was a Private Discussion! Now tell me, did he ever win any war?... And whothefuck is General Off Topic???
Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
#27Item #: SCP-5-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5-J is to be kept in a Beef Jerkey-lined containment chamber located in Area 51, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Gunz armed with Pencil.
In the event that SCP-5-J ever begins Trolling its head, Dr. Penis is to troll SCP-5-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force lol-7 (''Soul Eater'') is to be dispatched to SCP-5-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-5-J is a Shitty Squid. Like most members of its species, it is able to dead Bird, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Beef Jerkey each day.
SCP-5-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with guy, which causes it to turn into dad. Whenever this happens, all mom within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to shit uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Chuck Norris. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-5-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-5-J was first located in Pyrotown where the steelers were using it in order to Kill everyone. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force lol-7 (''Soul Eater'') was able to recover the object with only 1098 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 5-1
Dr. Medic: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Medic, and I am about to test SCP-5's reaction to Trol;. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Pence?
Dr. Pence: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Medic: Excellent! I am now introducing the Trol; to 5... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Pence: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Medic: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN arm! IT'S GOT MEIN arm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 5-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5-J is to be kept in a Beef Jerkey-lined containment chamber located in Area 51, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Gunz armed with Pencil.
In the event that SCP-5-J ever begins Trolling its head, Dr. Penis is to troll SCP-5-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force lol-7 (''Soul Eater'') is to be dispatched to SCP-5-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-5-J is a Shitty Squid. Like most members of its species, it is able to dead Bird, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Beef Jerkey each day.
SCP-5-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with guy, which causes it to turn into dad. Whenever this happens, all mom within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to shit uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Chuck Norris. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-5-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-5-J was first located in Pyrotown where the steelers were using it in order to Kill everyone. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force lol-7 (''Soul Eater'') was able to recover the object with only 1098 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 5-1
Dr. Medic: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Medic, and I am about to test SCP-5's reaction to Trol;. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Pence?
Dr. Pence: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Medic: Excellent! I am now introducing the Trol; to 5... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Pence: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Medic: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN arm! IT'S GOT MEIN arm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 5-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
#28Item #: SCP-7-J
Object Class: Unsafe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a dick-lined containment chamber located in A Box, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 Sucking dicks armed with Sticks.
In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins Pissing its Ass, Dr. Troll is to Hairy SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Fuck-7 (''Slenderman'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-7-J is a Horny Turtle. Like most members of its species, it is able to Horny Person, and regularly eats twice its own weight in dick each day.
SCP-7-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Piss, which causes it to turn into Piece of Shit. Whenever this happens, all Shit within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to Horny uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Ze Medic from TF2. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-7-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in My ass where the TROLLS were using it in order to Suck a dick. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Fuck-7 (''Slenderman'') was able to recover the object with only OVER 9000! civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 7-1
Dr. Lol: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Lol, and I am about to test SCP-7's reaction to penis. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Your mom?
Dr. Your mom: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Lol: Excellent! I am now introducing the penis to 7... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Your mom: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Lol: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Dick! IT'S GOT MEIN Dick! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 7-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5
Object Class: Unsafe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a dick-lined containment chamber located in A Box, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 Sucking dicks armed with Sticks.
In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins Pissing its Ass, Dr. Troll is to Hairy SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Fuck-7 (''Slenderman'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-7-J is a Horny Turtle. Like most members of its species, it is able to Horny Person, and regularly eats twice its own weight in dick each day.
SCP-7-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Piss, which causes it to turn into Piece of Shit. Whenever this happens, all Shit within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to Horny uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Ze Medic from TF2. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-7-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in My ass where the TROLLS were using it in order to Suck a dick. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Fuck-7 (''Slenderman'') was able to recover the object with only OVER 9000! civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 7-1
Dr. Lol: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Lol, and I am about to test SCP-7's reaction to penis. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Your mom?
Dr. Your mom: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Lol: Excellent! I am now introducing the penis to 7... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Your mom: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Lol: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Dick! IT'S GOT MEIN Dick! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 7-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5
Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
#29I suggest putting your entries into one post rather than double posting. Use the "spoiler" option so they do not take up too much space.
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eric
Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
#30SCP-441-J Fukin Virgin
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i see what you did thereMrGuilkeyFace wrote:Spoiler