Lusor1111 wrote:I think it doesnt eat.

He does, the people he murders "hugs"

Actually, there is no proof that he ever did that on his article.

Lusor1111 wrote:Actually, there is no proof that he ever did that on his article.

Yeah, according to the article, he actually [REDACTED] them.

Maybe he's devouring them... maybe he just enjoys making out with people's intestines and bones in a very "intimate" way as everything just disappears.
Oh god. That reminded me of this one weird fake article I once read about a year ago about SCP-096. How he supposedly "molests" and devours his victims.

And with his jaw being able to open 4 times the normal size of a human jaw... what would he use it for?
Please no more porn references. My brain thanks thee.

Serimah wrote:Maybe he's devouring them... maybe he just enjoys making out with people's intestines and bones in a very "intimate" way as everything just disappears.
Oh god. That reminded me of this one weird fake article I once read about a year ago about SCP-096. How he supposedly "molests" and devours his victims.

And with his jaw being able to open 4 times the normal size of a human jaw... what would he use it for?
Please no more porn references. My brain thanks thee.

Well, the fact that his mouth is 4 times bigger than normal, and that the bodies are never found, it is the most logical that he eats them. And with that mouth,he would be good at eating people out wink wink Sorry Serimah, not sorry.

That is almost sexy. ALMOST!

I need therapy....

Serimah wrote:That is almost sexy. ALMOST!

I need therapy....

No worries, I got 40 therapy doctors that helped me from not going insane by the bronies

Heck, I tried going into my mind to kill myself

back on topic pls

FoxMccloud64 wrote:No worries, I got 40 therapy doctors that helped me from not going insane by the bronies

Night wrote:I'm sorry... But I just had to.

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Someone tell Reg to put this in-game, plox.

Glitch wrote:

FoxMccloud64 wrote:No worries, I got 40 therapy doctors that helped me from not going insane by the bronies

Spoiler

Night wrote:I'm sorry... But I just had to.

Spoiler

Someone tell Reg to put this in-game, plox.

Item #: SCP-096-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096-J is to be kept in a McDonalds restaurant and to be fed 500 Bic Macs a day. If one does not feed SCP-096-J, it will attack them and nom on them until they die.
Description: SCP-096-J is an extremely fat, and is from a McDonalds restaurant, where it nommed on everyone and took their cheeseburgers to nom on. SCP-096-J's face is very pudgy, and represents Buddha from Chinese Myth. When someone sees its face, it becomes enraged and shoots Big Macs from its [REDACTED] and instantly kills anyone who is in the way.

(Kidding. )

Night wrote:I'm sorry... But I just had to.

Spoiler

Omg, xD Get someone to put that in a mod xD