They are just friendly bots pootispping in to cache data and other bot stuff.

Glitch wrote:They are just friendly bots pootispping in to cache data and other bot stuff.

That's what they want you to think!

Prepare your anus.... they're stalking us!

SCP 513 wrote:Prepare your anus.... they're stalking us!

Google glasses are going to shoot us all with slave-making, sedating chemicals.
That being said, I'm totally getting them.

I swear man, this Microsoft Van has circled my house like three times! There after us man, run for your lives!

Nintendo is after me, they know I helped Sonic bombard their headquarters yesterday.
And Valve is pissed cause I went to the Left 4 Dead 2 protests.

Prepare the anuses of a thousand men. For we shall we soon be attacked....

Because of me... I tried to teach Valve how to count to 3...

It went bad. Very bad...

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

mrpeanut188 wrote:Nintendo is after me, they know I helped Sonic bombard their headquarters yesterday.

I give you a +1 for this.

ShadowDust wrote:Because of me... I tried to teach Valve how to count to 3...

It went bad. Very bad...

Now i cant think of anything except you sitting in a circle of Valve employees going "ONE,TWO,THREE. THREE. See everyone, its the next number after TWO." The employees try to count for a few minutes, then go apeshit and start destroying everything in a fit of rage and confusion.