hug0905 wrote:I wish that TF2 isn't about the hats.

Granted, now its about the shoes.

I wish for a better internet connection.

Zarpox wrote: I wish for a better internet connection.

Granted.
I wish for a free iPad someone here can give me.

Granted, you now have a free broken iPad.
I wish that dota is love, dota is life.
Oh wait, dota already is.

I wish doge is not kill.

mrpeanut188 wrote:I wish doge is not kill.

Granted, doge kills you.
I wish that I HOPE ZHE MAID LOTZA SPAGETTE.

hug0905 wrote:

mrpeanut188 wrote:I wish doge is not kill.

Granted, doge kills you.
I wish that I HOPE ZHE MAID LOTZA SPAGETTE.

Granted, ZHE MAID LOTZA RAVIOLI instead.

I wish i could read peoples minds.

Granted, someone's mind is so disturbing that you commit suicide.

I wish I had a coke right now.

Akatos wrote:Granted, someone's mind is so disturbing that you commit suicide.

I wish I had a coke right now.

Granted, it's so stale and flat that it makes you sick for a month.

I wish i had a lump of dark matter.

Granted, you have no idea what to do with it and burry it somehwere. In 2043, someone finds it and uses it to destroy the galaxy.

I wish I was better at BF3.

Wish granted, but your BF3 Disc fails and self-destructs inside of your xbox/ps3/whateverthingyouuse

I wish to get the beret hat in Last of Us: Factions pls

Granted, when you get it an incredibly rare Bug pops-out and restarts the game interely, rewriting the save and making you play from the beginning all over again with every progress you made vanished.

I wish I could get all the games published on IndieDB and ModDB for free forever...