The rules:

Person 1 makes a wish.

Person 2 says it't granted, but states how it goes terribly wrong.

Example:

Person 1: I wish it would snow.

Person 2: Granted. Welcome to the new Ice Age.

I'll start. I wish someone discovered this game earlier.

LukeDude759 wrote:I wish someone discovered this game earlier.

Granted. Someone actually made this game, but since ur copying that person, your version sucks.

I wish for eternal hapiness

26 Fe + Mexican food =: lets see if you're oh so mister oh so smart
26 Fe + Mexican food =: who am i
ShadowDust: IronFajitas
26 Fe + Mexican food =: fuck
ShadowDust: *flies away*

ShadowDust wrote:
I wish for eternal hapiness

Granted, but the eternal hapiness you get is from that of a hermit. You are all alone in the world.
I wish for world peace.

Horrordar wrote:I wish for world peace.

Granted, mankind is wiped out.
I wish for perfect health for the rest of my life.

SCP-500 wrote:

Horrordar wrote:I wish for world peace.

I wish for perfect health for the rest of my life.

GRANTED, but you are trapped in a isolated cubic box in a scientific laboratory and you'll get spoonfed with medicine 24/7. And no W-lan.
I wish i had a giant boner.

Granted, you haemorrhage and now require severe medical treatment.

I wish Justin Beiber would stop making music.

Granted, but now he's the manager of a new boyband that consists of 7 new Biebers.
I wish it was summer again.

Serimah wrote: I wish it was summer again.

Granted, but the ecological effects cause Earth to die out.
I wish someone would hug me..

Horrordar wrote:

Serimah wrote: I wish it was summer again.

Granted, but the ecological effects cause Earth to die out.
I wish someone would hug me..

Granted, unfortunately they were carrying an acute form of the Ebola disease...
I wish Gaben would pull the rod out of his arse and release Half-Life 3

Capy wrote:

Horrordar wrote:

Serimah wrote: I wish it was summer again.

Granted, but the ecological effects cause Earth to die out.
I wish someone would hug me..

Granted, unfortunately they were carrying an acute form of the Ebola disease...
I wish Gaben would pull the rod out of his arse and release Half-Life 3

Granted, but the game will release in 2020 and be delayed several times
I wish I lived in Denmark