D-9999 wrote:
I wish that I was in possession of a Future Diary.

Granted. You're so horrified at a description of future America (radical feminists and SJWs with impenetrable stupidity taking the spot as 90% of the population) that you kill yourself. Or move to another country with living conditions your body and mind aren't capable of adapting to.

I wish the gaming industry enters another golden age of ground-breaking masterpieces left and right.

Absence wrote:I wish the gaming industry enters another golden age of ground-breaking masterpieces left and right.

Granted, the games destroy the ground, and everyone dies. The end.

I wish that I had money for Undertale.

slender1200 wrote: I wish that I had money for Undertale.

Granted, you get Undertale, but it was hacked so it [insert anything related to destruction here + object]

I wish GTA 4 Online was like GTA 5 Online; never disconnecting me regardless of computer speed.

Granted, now its full of hackers and everything is expensive

I wish for cake

Granted, but unfortunately it's a lie that cannot turn into truth.

I wish the new generations of kids would be more age-appropriate and less fucked up.