Anyone have any funny/weird school stories they want to share? I'll share one or two to get the thread started.
This was a usual occurrence in middle school between my friends and I at the cafeteria table, we'd often get our gross cafeteria left overs and make an even more gut wrenching soup with those left overs. I remember one time in particular we pour chocolate milk, spinach water, and mustard together in this little plastic cup. We just mixed it together and egged one of our friends from the group to drink it. What he didn't know was that one of us had hacked a loogie into the soup, needless to say he was less than impressed when we told him between laughs.
One of my friends, inspired by the "Captain Underpants" books, placed ketchup packets under the seat of the toilets so that when you sat down they sprayed on the back of your pant legs. There were one or two 6th graders we caught wiping ketchup from their pant legs in the bathroom. My friend had to keep from laughing when they made an announcement over the PA to cut it out.
Anyone else wanna share?
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#2Banana bread.
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#4This is a pretty funny story and I think everyone here will laugh at it.
I once tried to kill myself when I was 14 and passed out from blood loss and woke up in the hospital. It was pretty funny, I think. Plus it has an important life lesson. Dying is boring, so die only when you're old so it's no different from life.
I once tried to kill myself when I was 14 and passed out from blood loss and woke up in the hospital. It was pretty funny, I think. Plus it has an important life lesson. Dying is boring, so die only when you're old so it's no different from life.
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#5"Is he dead?"
"You wanna check his pulse?"
"Um, let's just say he's dead."
"You wanna check his pulse?"
"Um, let's just say he's dead."
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#6Here's an actual funny story. It was a Tuesday if I'm not mistaken, last week. We were doing absolutely nothing, so I decided to play Minecraft out of boredom. Mohammed(who's now my boyfriend) joined the game and started building giant dildos in May's(a friend of mine from Sudan) garden. May as a person doesn't curse, like at all. So her reaction was priceless.
Moving on, she actually met him with a verbal response in the middle of class. She said something along the lines of "I do not appreciate your sense of humour consisting of sex toys in a garden". And I mean she said it loud, the professor looked up from his desk and was about to say something. At that moment, the entire class started laughing, being the immature shites they are. That included me, because I didn't expect May to get all direct. Following up, I decided to do something stupid and add on to the idiocy with everyone's favourite; awful puns. I said, after the laughter died down, "Looks like you MAY be mad that sex toys erected in your garden." The entire class went silent. Then the laughter picked up quite a lot, to the point where I couldn't hear myself think. The day after that was fairly awkward, but luckily all parties involved got a laugh out of it, even May did. This MAY or MAY not be funny to those not involved.
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