Go away.
Have you ever met a Trollslayer? They're really tough guys, even though they're humans.
It's sad, that humans think we trolls are evil. Of course we resist, if they try to cut down our forest and take our lands!
I'm hungry.
Have you ever eaten an elk? I think they taste really good, and they're so big that you have to spend a day eating it.
Trollgod moulds us trolls from his blood and the soil of the earth, and then lays us down on the mountains.
If you see a human with a large bag, you should attack him and get the bag. They're always full of food and other usefull stuff.
If you challenge the leader of any troll group into a fight and beat him, you'll be the new leader of the group.
A lone troll should always join a group, or he will very soon get killed by a Trollslayer.
I just hate human weapons. Yes, they are sharp and often well-made, but so small and pathetic.
If you travel far from our lands, you will soon arrive at the Great Swamp. Don't ever go there, if you want to live...
Attacking human villages at midnight is something I'll never get bored with...
Knights are funny. No matter how hard you yell and growl, they won't run away.
I'm tired, leave me alone.
Rabbits taste good, but they're so damn hard to catch...
Grrr...
I once had a nightmare of a dragon-like octopus. Or an octopuss-like dragon.
No self-respecting troll eats berries. Berries are for squirrels and small humans.
If you get a bleeding wound in a fight, you can try to stop the bleeding by pushing it with your hands.
If you're using a blade, always try to hit your enemy to the neck. A wound in the neck bleeds so heavily, that it's almost impossible to survive it.
When using a hammer or some other blunt weapon like that, you should try to hit your enemy to the head. A good blow to the face gives the enemy a concussion, and he won't be able to fight very well in a while.
Remember this: NEVER GO TO THE SWAMP! Okay?
Humans keep their cows in tiny little fencings. It's so easy to steal a few, but make sure that theres no knights or trollslayers around if you decide to try it!
Trying to catch birds is fun. I haven't ever caught any, however.
Wonder if the moon is made of dry socks...
I love mushrooms! They are my life!
Sh! The mushrooms also have ears...
They're coming...
Go pick some grass and then stuck them in your...
I once ate one of those red mushrooms. Then I was ill for the next few days...
I'm too sexy for my shirt! Wait a minute... What shirt?
Happy death day to you, happy death day to you...
Have you ever tried to catch one of those pink fairies? What fairies, you say? Can't you see them!? Look, over there...ah, forget it!
I'm so high... So, so high... Oh hello!
I give you a hint. If you see a human, rip off its legs, and let it be. It's sooo funny! Trust me.
Come to my house tomorrow! I'm going to cut of my head! Weheheheheee!
Don't worry, mr. Hand. We will kill them all some day...
Hey fella!
Moo.
I need to poo!
I hate crap. It's too brown and too smelly.
I'm just adorable.
I love jewels, they are really shiny! You should try to eat them too!
Lallaalalalalalla...
Ops! I think I farted. Ops! Again! Ops! Damn it! I gotta change my pants again!
Have you seen humans? They have really weird noses! And that makes me angry! I want to slaughter them all!
Die! 
Say you don't like mushrooms, and I will butcher you!
Hmm, what if I would make love with a human...nah, mushrooms are better.
RUAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
A mushroom.
Gug.
*burb*
*yawn*
You look funny. I want to kill you.
I hate legs. Maybe if I would cut them off, I would get some...mushrooms.
I'm the best!!!
You have a stupid name. I want to kill you. 
You wanna try my muscle? It's so hard and big!
No-one beats me!
Trollhammaren!
Wonder if there are any brownskinned trolls...
I just love bunnies! They've got so big claws and huge fangs... What? Of course I know what's a bunny!
I bet you came from the Great Swamp. You look so ugly.
Ooh! I'm soo sexy! Look at me! I'm super sexy!
Imagine if we would all turn into mushrooms...
Sieg Hello!
You expect me to talk?
Graah!
Groaar!
What's vodka? My neighbour told me to steal some from humans.
I love you! You, get out of my way! I want to see that lovely tree!
Here's a good advice: If you want to attack to human village, you should always take some other trolls with you. Humans look puny, but when they gather and poke you with those sticks... It hurts!
If someone kills the leader of any group, he becomes the leader himself.
Get a torch if you plan to go into the woods at night.
Humans smell funny.
Bears smell funny.
I love wrestling with bears.
I ate one of those small, brown mushrooms with white points on it, and now I feel sick.
Hi there.
Hello.
Have you ever heard of the Abandoned Ones? If a troll is born disabled, he will usually be thrown into a deep gorge. Some of them survive, but those things are no trolls anymore...
Do you know what an Abandoned One is? If a troll is born disabled, he will be thrown into a gorge. Some of those trolls survive, but the dark depths turn them into horrible beasts...
Hi.
I ate one of those red mushrooms with white points on it, and now I see these weird tiny goblins jumping and singing everywhere.
Leave me alone, I'm tired.
Your nose looks crooked. Has someone punched you?
There's red on you.
I like blueberries more than lingonberries. They both taste like crap, though...
Turnips, turnips, turnips! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them in a stew!
Never mess with shamans, or you'll wake up the next morning as a sheep!
My belly hurts.
My friend once ate a stone. Now he's missing some teeth.
Don't mess with mad docs, or you'll find a meat cleaver sticking out of your chest!
I once heard about a troll, who lives under a bridge and wants a toll from everyone who walks over it. Strange fella...
Sneak behind a small human, and yell as loud as you can. Is that hilarious or what?!
I've got something in my eye.
I found a stone from my nose.
Did you know that humans often travel on their horses? I once tried it, but the horse died...
I once had a pet pig called Brutus. But then I ran out of food, and you can quess what happened then... But it was a damn good pig, though!
There's no sound more beatiful, than the lovely "splat" when you hit a human in the head with a hammer.
Two humans called Aamund and Ketil once tried to build a church to our lands, but it didn't take long for us to smash and burn it.
Shut up, I want to sleep.
I tried to catch and eat a bird, but it flew away. And that makes me angry! I want to slaughter them all!
You smell funny.
You should try to chat as much as you can. Sometimes a dude can give you an assigment, or sometimes known as quests. Doing quests will grant you with either knowledge, pretties or tough wargear, or sometimes with all of 'em.
I tried to catch a mushroom thief, but then I ran straight into a tree, and since then I've started to fell dizzyyyyyh...
...
Wha?
Urg?
We will, we will stomp ya!
I can swear that tree just moved...
Damn it! My back itches. Can you, um, scratch it a bit?
Dadada, dadada, dada.
I hate different trolls. I want to crush them all.
I really need to get that wax out of my ear. It's starting to grow worms on my hand. Dumdudum.
WHAZZUUUUUUP???
Animals are just like humans. They smell funny.
*growl*
Rasshøl! Du ligger ronk! Wha? Oh, it's Northtrollie and it means: "Hello! Nice to meet you!"
I have a pet bat in my home, in the dark hole, where I live.
Go away. You annoy me.
Go away. I'm getting a head-ache because of you!
I think I have a cancer...
I just found a dead bird from my butthole and you know what? It tasted REALLY weird!
Everytime I approach a squirrel, they run away. And... IT MAKES ME ANGRY! I WANT TO BUTCHER THEM ALL!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Grass smells funny. And... IT FRUSTATES ME! I WANT TO BURN IT ALL!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
I HATE EVERYBODY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY! I JUST WANT TO KILL! RAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! 
I compared my nose with that other fella over there, and I think mine was much more beautiful. See?
Yummy! What's that on the ground? Ooo! It's green and sticky! I think I want to eat it!
Is it just me, or do I smell a human here...
I think I'm too strong... Maybe I should try to seek more challenges! You should try it too! 
Explore, and conquer! That's my way of life!
*sob* I love being a troll... *sob*
I am your father. Just kidding! 
I want to play a game...
What's your name? [name]?! Hahahaha, that's a hilarious name!
Hi, [name].
I think I've heard of you. Aren't you [name]?
I really hate when mushrooms get stuck between my toes.
Another boring moment. Why there aren't any fun things to do!
Wanna go hunt some humans?
Hel-lo?
I just heard a joke! Okey, this is reaally funny: why did a human cross the road? Because he is a human! Ahahahha! 
So long. 
Blah, I don't really need you right now...
I'm ignoring you...
I wonder how huge the sky is...
We trolls are a mighty race, and we fear nothing! If a troll fears something, that means he's not a troll!
What you think? Should I sacrifice this piece of meat to God, or should I eat it myself?
What humans even thought when they started to oppose the trolls?
I might just have an idea! Maybe I should go pick some delicious Panther Caps!
Death to the humans!
I should probably go to sleep. I'm so tired of chasing humans around...
Some troll suggested that maybe we should leave humans alone. Of course I killed him immediately.
Could you just go away.
what's up?
Trolls are invincible! Trolls are the race of God!
I hate rains. After a rain everything gets wet and slippery.
I bet you couldn't even kill a rabbit.
Look! Over there! Oh, it was just a tree...
I want to see blood and fire...
Destroy, demolish and demilitary! That's the law of "Three D:s"
I won't rest until all humans have been whiped out!
There's nothing but war in this world. But luckily, I seem to like war!
March until the sun sets down, or something like that.
Go home, brat.
*growl* Hoh, it's not a bear. It was just my belly.
Hunting bears is really hard, because bears are really strong. But when you manage to defeat a bear, you will get some of the greatest meat in the world!
I bet that grass is not really green.
Trollgod made us strong, and he also made us incredibly sm..sm...sm..smarrth.
We should all leave humans alone... HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so hilarious!
I should go grin my teeth again.
I have no time to you.
My friend told me that he has seen a three-headed human. I Wonder if it's true though...
Maybe we should start to build better huts and more defensive walls. 
The war is coming. I can feel it! Ah, what a feeling!
You should start running, maggot, because I'm in a really bad mood.
Hell-o. 
In this world you must only look after three things: Me, myself and I. Nothing else.
Dadada DAA dadada DAA...
Yes! YES! I hunted down a bear! I can't wait for the meat... Yummy...
Rumours told that there are even tougher humans than those worms in their little villages.
Smash 'n grab! Burn 'n wrap! Kill 'n butcher! Stab 'n SLAUGHTERRR!
Ever heard of troll assasins? Yah, me neither.
Maybe we should all start to love mammoths, whatever they are and... Hey! Where you going?
Hmm... A weird slimeball with a shell on it. I think I start calling this creature a snail!
About seven years ago, our most beloved General Burnasmash lead his troops to a bloodshed. They won, but after that, General suddenly drowned into the Great Swamp.
Where are the whetstones when they are the most needed!
No one has ever seen the Trollgod. Still, everybody believes on him.
Why in the hell there are two kinds of humans? Those weak and high-voiced humans with a long hair, and those a little bigger and stronger humans. We trolls have only one, and only THAT makes sence!
Wait a minute! If I gave that troll two mushrooms, and he gave me only one, that means that...
Listen! *GROAR* ... Hear the echo? I just love this! *GROAR*
Some troll told me that the Trollgod's name is Hugga Ass, but I don't think it's true...
Let me see your hand. DAMMIT! You have fingers too!
Don't go near the human villages if you don't want to fight.
Listen to this poem: Troll goes to a human house, but then he sees a mouse! 
I will choke everybody who thinks that I have a fat ass.
*cough* *cough* This is pretty annoying you know... *cough*
To the glory!
I'm going to get a new spear from our Weaponmaster.
Warhammers rock! You can smash anything with 'em!
Have you heard the sound of a cracking human head? It's so funny! Trust me! 
You know those animals, cows were they? Those that humans keep inside fences. Try to capture one and eat it. It's delicious! But make sure that there are no knights around...
Have you ever heard of Agaart Mourn? A Legend tells that he built the whole Village of the Mourn by his own hands!
Have you ever heard of Agaart Mourn? A Legend tells that he made a whole human town his slaves, to help digging the trenches around the Village of Mourn.
*gnarl*
Are you threatening me?
Hey... Weren't you the... Ah, nevermind.
My neighbour died when he ate three poisonous mushrooms. When I heard that, I rolled on floor laughing for about seven hours!
Hi. I'm happy.
You know what? I think I could burn your hut down.
I'm sure you are useless. 
Would you mind? I'm walking here.
If that tree is over there, where are the mushrooms?
Which one you like more: swords or spears?
Which one you like more: blunt weapons like hammers, or blade weapons like swords? I prefer blunt weapons. If a good hit to the head with a hammer doesn't kill the enemy instantly, it definitely makes him a bit dizzy for a while.
Which one you like more: blunt weapons like hammers, or blade weapons like swords? I prefer blades. Even if you don't kill the enemy with one hit, he still may bleed to death.
I DO what I FEEL like.
Stupid? Ye, I'm stupid! Stupid like a fox!
Blasted! There comes that stupid troll again. I warn you: he's a dick!
Hi ugly!
Hello there, child!
Hmm... You have two eyes... I'm starting to call you a freak!
Some troll told me that I'm a queer. I wonder what that means...
We normal trolls are very brutal, but you should see the mountain trolls!
Mess with mountain trolls, and you're dead!
River trolls are trolls, just like we. Maybe they are a bit more intelligent, but they are also punier. Stupid river trolls!
River trolls are funny. They think they're so smart, but when it's time to fight, they'll run away like chickens!
I wasn't talking to YOU!
Tree tastes like crap. And it means it's really good!
Ouch! The sun is buring my eyes!
Ouch! The soil is scratching my feet!
You better be a good hunter, or you must eat TURNIPS!
That's funny.
AH! That was a good one!
I'm gonna kill humans, even when I'm dead!
Viva, Stoneville!
Ehheh! When we were on a hunting trip with me friend, he got stuck in the swamp goo! I bet he's dead by now! Hehehe!
We are powerful! We are merciless! We are invincible! We... umm... are THE BEST!
It's really funny to watch how a bear slaughters a human!
I've heard that the hideout of Blood Alliance is somewhere near the Remington...
Ouch! I hurt my head!
If anything annoys you, just beat it!
If I give you a turnip, you must give me seven mushrooms. That's business.
I'm strong, but not strong enough to beat up everybody.
I feel dizzy...
I once had a nightmare of a dark rocky city on the sea floor.
Mushrooms! More mushrooms! Eeehehhee!
Look *hic* there goes a cock *hic*... A cock *hic*... A cock*hic*roach.
When I get bored of killing elks, I'm going to travel around.
Could you turn around and disappear?
Come! Let's go and rip down the human fences.
I... need... something... but... what?
Have you heard of the Blood Alliance? It's a violent organization, that wants to get rid of all the humans. Their sign is two severed human arms crossed.
What do you think about the Blood Alliance? It's good to defend us from humans, but I still think the Blood Alliance uses too cruel ways to do that.
RUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I love shouting! RUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hey! I think I know you! Aren't you [name]?
Have you heard of the massacre in Malton? A group of trolls attacked there in the middle of the night, and slayed everyone. Some say that it was the Blood Alliance...
Did you hear what happened to Malton? Some group of trolls attacked there, and killed and destroyed everything! Now those darned lumberjacks of Malton won't be chopping our forests down anymore! Hehe!
Shamans are the only ones who can speak with our Great Trollgod.
Shamans are weird fellas. Mumbling their weird spells and boiling their weird magic potions. But they're the only ones who can hear the words of the Great Trollgod, and that makes them important and respected.
Can you see any sticks nearby? I need one to scratch my back.
My life is so dark... War, death, blood and violence everywhere... That's good, because I like them!
Eating, beating up humans, hunting and eating. That's what life's about.
Have you visited any caves? I once went into a large cave in the great forest near Stoneville, and saw something terrible... It was a some sort of large beast sleeping - but I'm not sure what it was. But I wont be going near any caves anymore, that's for sure...
Lets have a food fight!
Always have a weapon with you. A sword, an axe, a hammer or a log... No matter what weapon you are using, it's always better than your bare fists.
Never go into a fight without a weapon. Grab a log or anything you can find - it's always better than nothing.
I hate helmets. They feel uncomfortable. And I'm so though that I don't even need one.
Wolves are annoying. You can easily beat one, but when there's a dozen of them attacking you at once, you're in trouble.
Have you ever been to Monttu? It's an underground troll city, build in a huge cave system.
Have you ever been to the city of Monttu? Almost every troll weapon is made there. The whole city has been build in an old mine, and I think they are still mining iron in there.