Output : :EXPUNGED:. Subject escaped testing area and broke out :049:, :035:, and :REDACTED: in his escape attempt, also killing :REDACTED: scientists and security guards. Nine-Tailed Fox sent in to contain subject, requiring the use of :EXPUNGED: and :REDACTED: to subdue the subject. "Doctor CLStre...

Output : Rock samples from Mercury.

Input : SCP-173

Setting : Coarse

Output : Dr. Imperfect's Platinum Medal

Input : Dr. Roth & Dr. Imperfect

Setting : Very Fine

Output : Gallons worth of blood splattered everywhere.

Input : and

Setting : Very Fine

Output : S'more flavored Toaster Strudel. No anomalous traits found. Eaten by SCP-:REDACTED: after escaping containment.

Input : One (1) ice cube

Setting : Very Fine

I got an idea for a joke SCP to be put in! SCP-500, formerly known as [DATA EXPUNGED], is a malevolent harpy hell bent on destroying anything in its path female human possessing a wide range of abilities. Those described to base staff are: Reducing any adult male to tears. Creating an urge to kill o...