Output: An iPod from the year ■■■■. When operated, [DATA EXPUNGED] cognitohazard that cause [REDACTED] in all personnel viewing it. [DATA EXPUNGED] Only ■■■■.■■ dollars!
Intake booth: SCP-426
""Wow."" - Dr.Being.

Intake: 1 Flamethrower, 1 machine gun, 1 rocket launcher, and a pistol on very fine.
"If this becomes a strong weapon, keep it handy in case of a containment breach or if one of these tests goes wrong." - Dr. Being
EDIT: ninja'd.

Output: Netbook that caused an EMP when turned on. Electronics disabled for █ days.
Intake: SCP-096 on Very Fine

Output: Functional Gandalf the Grey's staff. P.S.: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Input: SCPs-016, 217 and 610.

Output: Normal Rocket Launcher
Input: 1 Balloon, 1 TV remote, 1 Mac CPU, and a plate of raw beef on very fine.

SCP-513's idea was 1st, so his idea is the one I chose.
Output: A picture that rustled the jimmies of anyone who viewed it.
Input: Capy's idea (400 cubic centimeters of deuterium gas on 1:1)

Output: Another Gabe Newell that could count past 3 like in the previous test with Newell, but this one was spiteful and refused to make sequels of any kind.
Input: 2 Crabs and one lobster on Very Fine.

"What's the worst that could happen?" - Dr. Being

Output: Paint. No brand listed.
Input: Cabbage Casserole on rough.
"I hate cabbage casserole." - Dr. Being

Output: All personnel within {REDACTED} meters of the handkerchief complained of having a severe stuffy nose and difficulty breathing. █ personnel died from lack of oxygen. Input: 1 gorilla, 1 horse, and one electric guitar on very fine. " This test will show how/if SCP-914 can combine objects. If t...

Output: A pizza that spun around in circles, hypnotizing people to eat it. Slices regenerate, subjects had to be taken by force to leave the room.
Input: SCP-008 on very fine.

"The pizza was the best damn pizza I have ever had, how could I resist?" - Dr. Being