Horrordar wrote: all you do in your life is life.

You accidentally English. Would you like to continue?

I wish people never forgot to wish for something after breaking someone else's wish.

Granted. The knife is extremely sharp, and you accidentally cut through the crumpet. Since you were holding it in place to butter it, this leads to your fingers being cut off.

I wish I weren't in school right now.

A few months ago, I suggested that ShadowZ's multiplayer mod could have this feature as a gamemode. Nine players are the MTF, one is randomly chosen as D-9341. I'd prefer that rather than being able to play as an MTF in the official game.

Granted. Out of range.

I wish SCP-096 weren't so fucking creepy.

I wish Hug wouldn't break the thread by not making a wish.

Granted. They stop ruining good franchises and sell the licenses of said franchises to Treyarch, and Mirror's Edge 2, Spore, etc. all become COD-style games.

I wish Call of Duty weren't so overrated.

Granted. The universe can't distinguish between "pie" and "pi," and you're forced into a grueling process of memorizing every digit of pi.

INFINITE561 wrote:I wish Guy Fawkes did blow up parliament

I wish Anonymous would hurry up and overthrow the US government; they're a month late.

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Granted. Everyone gives you their bacon. You are crushed to an agonizing death by the weight of a mountain of bacon.

I wish I had a more friendly version of SCP-1447-1.