ApplePiah wrote: VVVVVV

Various Vague Vaginas Virully Vaporing Vampires

N.W.A

KirbyMario12345 wrote:

FoxMccloud64 wrote: i wish to punch a shark

Granted, it eats your hand afterwards.

I wish anomalous ducks were real and none of em were destroyed

Granted but then you are destroyed so you cant enjoy them.

I wish sex change surgery wasnt expensive.

Awesomeguy147 wrote: Granted, their wishes are so ingeniously designed to not be breakable, that the thread dies.

Now, let's try this again.

I wish to become the god of prosciutto.

the god of what nigga?

I wish to work as a Guard for the SCP Foundation. Granted, you died on the first day. I wish that I was Jesus, and nothing bad could happen to me so this wish is unbreakable. Granted but you get crucified (this is a fixed moment in history and nothing can change it) I wish people came up with bette...

D-9999 wrote:I wish there were actual wishes to break rather than poor excuses for wishes that simply say "I wish", etc. Seriously guys, this is annoying.

I agree. Also granted but then the thread becomes dead.

I wish there was a cure for aids.

I honestly don't think it could be used in the game, it just doesn't really fit any of the existing locations. It sounds like it should be used for Subnautica, while you're deep underwater. I agree with these. It's a nice track, but I'd prefer something less calm and peaceful for Subsurface. It doe...

I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy. Granted. You're a vagina who owns a female cat. I wish that I could be augmented like Adam Jensen so I can punch walls without hurting myself. Granted but you end up punching the walls of your house too much and end up making the house collapse on you k...

KirbyMario12345 wrote:

The Radical Larry wrote: I wish school wont ruin my weekends anymore.

Granted, school now really ruins your weekdays.

I wish I had a tiny as a pet

Granted but then it kills you. I seriously wish I had a pussy as a cunt boy.

I once had a dream where my dog was laying on the floor, I was in the living room with my dog, then I got up and went to the kitchen and came back out with a knife. I started cutting off my dogs head, then his feet, then his chest, I was like almost in a trance and I wasn't thinking strait. After c...

ApplePiah wrote:

KirbyMario12345 wrote:

FoxMccloud64 wrote: i wish for a new asus laptop

Granted, but it gets stolen

I don't wish

Wish not specified, you are sent to a ball pit to drown

I wish I was a cunt-boy