<sarcasm> Marijuana, are you crazy? That shit burns holes in your brain! You'll get AIDS! </sarcasm>

Blame the engine. It doesn't support dynamic lighting.

Middle school relationships never really last. If your relationship lasted, then wow; you found the girl of your dreams way too fast.

Agent Shlocky wrote:Oh lord, I have a tornado phobia...

You're scared of a 200mph column of wind? I won't hold it against you.

The Volgun needs to voice this, and turn it into an official SCP orientation. That be hilarious. I support and endorse this wholeheartedly. GUIDE PART 2 : ELECTRIC TESLAROO Drunken wandering edition! This game has hallways. A shit ton of hallways. Like, a fuckload. If you get lost, the game trolled...

My end of course exams were in April. Now I wish the courses would actually end. Also I get out June 5th as well.

It's been a month since the last update, night. We need you like a druggie needs cocaine.

I took a hit of LSD once. Does that count?

Lanterns dissipate fog. No it doesn't. It allows you to see better because the light goes trough the fog, but it doesn't dissipate it. It does not make the fog go away. Fog is basically water vapor on the ground, right? The open flame of a lantern will evaporate that water vapor, thereby dissipatin...

Someone is seriously going to make this as an actual weapon, and it will be functional, and all hell will break loose.