What about instead of putting SCPs that affect the game greatly, just put some that change it lightly. Something like the peripheral jumper.

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Thisisme wrote:

Destructoid wrote:This thread is UNFUNNY.

Just like you!

Same goes to you.

Vut i'm the local troll, job ruined. :( Please cna i have an exception as long as i dont take it too far? Its my job to troll. and without it trollsoft will bankrupt. I don't think you should. Just because you are a "troll" doen't mean you get a special treatment. Also, lately you've been a complet...

*I look at were he is pointing. Indeed, there is someone there, he seems to be injured*
Ok, follow me, we'll see who that is.
*I start going there*

Yeah, but the game is supposed to be as canon as possible.

Like the old one?

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Output: A note saying "Nope, bitch"
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Awww, I wanted to do me.

Output: A a black cubed box. When opened it has the effect of a black hole, and the trololol song is heard.
"Goddamit people, enough with the troll stuff"- Dr. Isaac

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