Granted, but you got sucked into a planes engine

I wish I was ruler of the world

Granted. 096 is creepier now

I wish this forum had more emoticons

Granted, so you piss your pants while using the computer from now on

I wish religion never existed

Granted, outlast is now a low resolution game with very cheap jumpscares

I want to start an invasion of the moon

Granted, COD is now heavily under rated

I wish CAPCOM would hurry up and go out business

SCP 513 wrote:Granted, but he blowed up your house.

I wish for a baby SCP-106.

Granted, but the baby SCP-106 takes you into its pocket dimension and you die

I wish I had my very own pie

I'm quite certain any of these methods of penile mutilation would lead to slow and painful exsanguination. Fun Fact : Herod, King of the Jews, suffered from gangrene of the genitalia. It eventually killed him. You would bleed to death very quickly if somebody or something bit off your penis while i...

Granted, but after you refuse to hug her, she rages and shouts YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME and kills you

I wish Guy Fawkes did blow up parliament

lololord wrote:

Serimah wrote: 4. Bite them off

Yes please

And you would bleed to death very quickly, can somebody please do it already

I'd go for 1 2 5 7 8 9