Granted. but your attempt to revamp it back to 2008 style backfired and youtube is shut down

I wish I had a paranormal experience (I actually do...)

Granted, but gaben will count up in digits as small as 0.00001 for every month eventually hitting 3

I wish google would stop fucking up Youtube

I doubt death, insults and depression are lovely things lololord

anyway, that was far too screamy for my tastes 3/10

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Granted, but shadowdust is already the lord of the shadows and throws you into the light

I wish I had a gaming PC

Granted, but Valve thinks you hacked to get the money, you are now permanently banned off TF2

I wish I lived in the world of Attack on Titan

Granted, but after you bought it from the shop without the AT&T it was just a cardboard cutout

I wish the whole UK would start a riot and overthrow our government

You know this is probably the last Christmas ill ever get expensive Presents, being 18 and all. I feel so old! The only thing im after is a new, actually functioning PS3, my '06 release FAT has degraded since last year and now can't play PS3 games without shutting down in 3 minutes (it can play PS2...

I want enough money to buy a house in Denmark and happily live there forever and ever. my reasons being that I am fed up with the UK, the government keeps making shitty decisions, the police are stuck up, too much pollution, I hate city life, the people are arse holes and something from my school li...

Granted. but the twilight scepter fell from the sky, landed on your ehad and you died several days later from a concussion

I wish season 2 to Attack on Titan would release NOW!

Granted. but the giant hamburger fell on top of you and you died

I wish the whole of the UK would riot