That Same Anon wrote:32. run around naked pissing on people, and throw shit at the manager.

yes.

shit.

SHIT.

7531. Capture slenderman and release him into the resturaunt

29. Pee on the windows

Can i join?

26. Burst into the managers room and throw your entire meal at him.

That Same Anon wrote:

Trialtrex21 wrote:10. Walk in as Jeff The Killer.

(because I love Jeff way too much)

YEAH I FUCKING NOTICED

hahaha, yes..

anyway,

20. cosplay as SCP-610 when customers are eating most of their meal

Creative
21. As soon as you walk in, say I AM HERE SO I CAN EAT FOOD very loudly

19. Bring all of your pets, including caged pets such as gerbils

The bacon thought of eating rotten pigzombies but was attacked, then my penis shot rainbows, produced a explosion, and made the Wabajack retreat into Chicago, while Jesus rode a nyan cat through skyginas cornhole and raped enough gnomes and elves for killing SCP-682's grandma, ''TANK!'' screamed th...

16. Spit your drink on a nearby customer and say that you thought there was an ant in it.

i'll start.
1. Say: "That plastic was delicious, can i have some food now?"
2.Run around the resturaunt, and slap the employees.
3. Spray grafitti on the burger grill.

The First Thing You Should Know Is Survival. For SCP-087-B-1, He Always Jumpscares You, But It Dosen't Do Harm, When Lights Come Out And They Turn Back On, SCP-087-B-1 Will Walk Towards You, So It's Best For You To Back Up, When The Lights Flicker Off And On, You Should Back Up Too. For SCP-087-B-2...