Basic, We all add 3 sentences to the story, each sentence must be under 15 words, etc etc etc.. Too tired for any rules.. No repeating sentences, Racism and hatred allowed. Idunno. Lets do dis.. Names count as one word, of course. I think this could be more fun than 1 word to the story, since it act...

Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheae...

Granted, you get a penny.

I wish alt + F4 did what internet trolls say it does.

Granted, but your the last person alive, And no internet.

I wish SCP:CB added oculus rift sooner!!

Once upon painis, there was much porn that spawned p00tispendsers, which eat p00tispenders although p00tispenders... p00tispenders... p00tispenders... Nevertheless, Soldier shooted Doctor Medic in the baby-maker which created Scout, Phoenix Wright and Little Billy thought about Serimah who diarrheae...

Granted, Because of all the inception, it creates a universal black hole that sucks in all of reality.

I wish I had the biggest wanker in the world

Granted, but when you and your friend join, you get sucked in for a true 'multiplayer' experience..

I wish I wasn't scared of SCP-087-B

Granted, but It attracts all keter SCP''s to your very location (Including SCP-106)

I wish SCP: Containment Breach was moved to Unreal Engine 4 With amazing Graphics.

Granted. but we don't reproduce, instead, we become immortal and live our days as we get so old our flesh just hangs off our bones...

I wish Was friendly

Granted, but the truth leaks out to everyone causing a world wide trauma.

I wish I was the best game designer.