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*clears throat* IT IS NOT POSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lock the thread, then deep fry it. Dip it in a fine batter, fill it with semen, then blow it up to the nether realm..... with onions

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