Output: A supersoldier version of Flippy, always on rage mode.

Input: The slow internet my school has on Very Fine.

Granted. The phone can't handle the new operating system and breaks down. Apple, being the money-hoarding dick it is, doesn't offer refunds.

I wish Apple did offer refunds for phones their software broke.

Output: Neatly sorted organs and bones, arranged in alphabetical order by name. All organs remained functional for a few seconds.

Input: Dead human on Fine.

Output: Sunglasses that turn day into night and vice versa.

Input: All the smileys on Very Fine.

Granted. It's less scary by such a small degree that you don't notice the change.

I wish Dead Space 2 and 3 were scary enough for me to consider them actual horror games.

Granted. The Mane 6 are now under your control. Now you feel terrible for making that wish.

I wish I had better things to do.

Even if it were successful, I definitely wouldn't join it. I actually kinda like to read clo- I mean... er... grimdark fanfiction once in a while.

Granted. It's stale.

I wish for pancakes.

hug0905 wrote:

Akatos wrote: I WISH I HAD SOM OF DAT SCP-420-J SHIT

Granted, U GETZ BOOLIT EIN UR MOAWTH INSTEAD.

hug, you need to break the wish in a way that also grants it. For example, you could have said "Granted. You get a bullet filled with SCP-420-J in your mouth."

Possible bug: I picked up 005 in the crystal SCP room. I'm pretty sure I didn't touch the crystal, but I saw the edges of my screen slowly crystallize. Is this a bug, or was it supposed to happen?

Edit: I was on the wrong page. How the hell did that happen?

Granted. The teachers in every school are too good. Therefore, there are less blue-collar workers in the country to support the economy.

I wish I could play games in virtual reality without an Oculus Rift.