A mysterious being named SCP-173 farted onion maggots and Little Billy sculptures tried destroying SCP-682 completely. Then, Rick Astley licked chocolate pineapples that made Combine return. At 1:06 AM, SCP-079 hacked my 420-J which upset Irontaco and screwed with Agent ████████, who made cookies th...

HOW!?! The Camera Disruption is a coffin! I'm seriously trying to figure out how this works!

Glich I apologize if this brings up painful memories. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4387315/funny-dog-war-flashbacks-o.gif Yeah, reason i didn't like this part of the story is, firstly, I wanted to use an actual Twilight model, not a half assed 914 re-skin (no offense Destructoid), secondly, Twi...

The doors to 079 were already opened and he started talkin' to me after I disabled the Remote Door Control. Sorry if I'm wrong, but I think The Old AI is MEANT to only speak to you after you disable the Remote Door Control. This is because it uses that to control the facility, so by switching it of...

Well shit, sounds like they're both evils. Picking the lesser of the two sure seems to be difficult, but considering your Mom told you to whack your Uncle with a Golf Club, should he return...I can see why you're having doubts about her. To be honest with ya, if this problem does escalate and one of...

I know this isn't the best place for this, but how do you add an avatar. Every time I give it a URL, it rejects me and says I hate you. Not the best place for it, but I'm guessing you gotta ensure the dimensions are 90 pixels either way, maximum. 60x90 is OK, 90x90 is OK, 120x90 is not. Maybe reduc...

Also, 096's movement speed has indeed decreased quite a bit! You can sometimes outrun him easily if you have your infinite Sprint-Gasmask on. Although I'd fix that by giving him a "small" speedbost to be more realistic. TURBO BRO IS ON HIS WAY! The wiki mentions thousands of kilometers travelled in...

I can wonder about a lot of things in the SCP universe. For example... Can SCP-079 be shown SCP-096 without any retaliation? Is SCP-500 capable of curing or weakening a host of SCP-610? What can SCP-914 do to other SCPs? (i.e. SCP-420) Would SCP-076's threat be severely reduced if contained on the M...

Hmm... Make the easter eggs accessible, although very hard, without cheating or prior knowledge of codes. Dr L's (not really an easter egg but still) code cannot be found in game I think, and that code door in 079 requires noclip, so that's a bummer. Apparently 079's door has a code that can someho...

Interview 096-1 shows Cpt. █████████ had The Shy Guy hit by an AT-4 HEDT anti-tank launcher and lost half its torso, but was still destroying the squad. That's what triggered my curiosity. Remember, SCP-096 does not take any kind of structural damage though :) So even if his skin/meat/blood is all ...