If SCP's were real... all I have to say is, I would hunt down the nearest facility and demand they give 079 to us so we could beat the circuitry out of him for giving us night terrors because of a game.

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Harry Potter

I just read that SCP, and I find it hilarious. So simple, yet so much Delicious reality-bending weirdness.

All of my yes.

That sounds better. It would be pretty dynamic with the sounds blending in with everything.

Just an example. My intro ideas are pretty stupid, so that's no suprise. I don't know if this could be a thing, but in the D-Class orientation section it says that they have a protocol where in extreme situations, they can activate a protocol which lets them take anyone and make them a D-Class. Mayb...

Mysterious cat is mysterious. http://funny-pics.co/tags/mysterious-looking-cat-funny-pics/ Honestly though, that's why I want SCP-990 in the intro too. The current intro seems kind of bland, like its lacking some sort of spice. 990 would make it creepy. Honestly, it could go something like this: 990...

I'm a bit... mystified at:

Ketercheat wrote:

• SCP-372: A penis that walks on walls.

But other than that, good for anyone over [REDACTED] who doesn't understand the basics.

For argument's sake, i'm going to defend Mr. Dream Man, just because I think he's cool. Literally, no reason beyond that. I'll start off with this: Event log 990-07: Agent ██████ failed to report for duty at his assigned time. He was instead found in his quarters, asleep. Subject had been asleep for...

Zombie hospital, I f**king love it!! Only question is whether or not that's canon, but it seems to be. As you may have heard, there is very little canon shared in the Foundation, and practically all content in CB that happens, story-wise isn't already canon and based off a tale. That's because CB i...