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Sandvich.

Raise your wands for Alan Rickman. May you rest in peace, you magnificent human being.

Personally, I believe in an afterlife and ghosts, but the afterlife I believe in isn't heaven or hell. You're just transferred into a spectral form or into some other creature. And no, I'm not Hindu or Buddhist, I'm Muslim. Even though my beliefs about an afterlife intersect with the former two..

You think that's it? Hardly, I made two more. One's sort of offensive to really sensitive people, one's pretty entertaining.
The sort of offensive but not really at all. The entertaining one.

ALERT: THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF A BORED PERSON AND IT MAY BE OFFENSIVE, AS IT CONTAINS NAZI REFERENCES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Kill me please.

Deus Ex. The original one. The absolute best game to date.

Child Muncher wrote:-black scottish cyclops snip-

Goddamn you Scots and your always perfect weather, you're like the Garden of Eden of the modern era. Even though the Garden of Eden is in Iraq, for you uneducated swine who don't know that. :V

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SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote:Granted but because of your infinite amount of wishes you get bored of your power and kill yourself.

I wish I was a woman.

Granted. Do I really need to say anything else?

I wish that I was in possession of a Future Diary.