Re: SCP-[even number]-J Results
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:10 am
by scp106and682fan
i see what you did there you know roblox?????????????????????Maikcollos wrote:SCP-441-J Fukin Virgin
SpoilerCLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-441-J
Object Class: Double Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-441-J is to be kept in a Aggressive Pizza-lined containment chamber located in Site 37, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 9 Faggots armed with Potatoes.
In the event that SCP-441-J ever begins Masturbating its Dick, Dr. Bright is to Touch SCP-441-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Dat friggin Task forz'') is to be dispatched to SCP-441-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-441-J is a Fukin Virgin. Like most members of its species, it is able to Sit on ur mom, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Aggressive Pizza each day.
SCP-441-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Bicycles, which causes it to turn into Dildo. Whenever this happens, all Nazis within a 23 kilometer radius will begin to Sit uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Justin Bieber. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-441-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-441-J was first located in New Jerk where the [DATA EXPUNGED] were using it in order to fuk ur mom. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Dat friggin Task forz'') was able to recover the object with only ∞ civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 441-1
Dr. Strelnikov: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Strelnikov, and I am about to test SCP-441's reaction to Spoon. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Crow?
Dr. Crow: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Strelnikov: Excellent! I am now introducing the Spoon to 441... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Crow: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Strelnikov: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN SOUL! IT'S GOT MEIN SOUL! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 441-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█MrGuilkeyFace wrote:SpoilerSpecial Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a Semen-lined containment chamber located in My Asshole.