Since people on the SCP wiki can be pretty critical, I decided to post my joke SCP here instead before posing it to the wiki. Since the forum doesn't have strikethrough formatting, just pretend anything written --like this-- has a line through it.
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: --Keter-- Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J --must be contained in a 10 cubic meter cell made of tungsten alloy-- may be contained in the office of any personnel who --it hasn't killed yet-- wish to own it. --Be very cautious around the object-- No additional containment procedures necessary.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is --a Keter-class-- an SCP that makes personnel --believe-- know it's a safe-class SCP. Keep in mind that this object is --very dangerous-- completely harmless, and if it --falls into the wrong hands-- is used in the right way, it could even be --used as a weapon of mass destruction-- very beneficial to the purpose of the Foundation. It could --release-- aid in the recontainment of many Euclid- and Keter-class objects and even --result in-- prevent many possible XK- or even ZK-class scenarios. It is responsible for the --deaths-- survival of many important personnel, as well as the destruction of --countless containment sites-- SCP-682. Because of this, it must be --destroyed as soon as possible-- protected at all costs.
Addendum: Anyone believing the object is --safe-- Keter will be terminated immediately.
Dr. ████████ originally wrote this report. I crossed out anything suggesting it was Keter and basically rewrote the report. -Dr. ███████████
Dr. ████████ was terminated shortly thereafter.
My Joke SCP
#1"I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath."spartan322 wrote:it is not every day that an SCP comes out of the closet.
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