#30
by King of the Bill
Sup, forum?
I'm King of the Bill, though I also go by YourBuddyBill here or there. I've got Asperger's syndrome, an Autism spectrum disorder, which [REDACTED]s up my social skills and my coordination but in exchange I get a good memory and a weird thought process and I don't know when to quit. I cannot go to sleep for hours at night, so during all that time lying awake I've thought up my own world, the Superscape, and I want to turn the Superscape Project into a video game someday. I've got steam and am recording a video montage of every single way to die in Half Life 2, and I got some 400 ways so far, but all these AVI files are clogging up my hard drive lol
I found the SCP foundation (and this) through the sandbox lego-esque building game Blockland; addons can be written in Torquescript and one fellow created a gamemode based upon SCP CB. Procedurally generated maps/builds are proving to be an issue with Blockland so far (except for the client-sided Terragen, but that can't handle procedurally generated structures), so the SCP CB gamemodes (one old one full of bugs and another one in perpetual development) are a bit static and lack replay value, but... eh.
On a multiplayer server of the old one (before it was broken by a Blockland update), I connected using a pitch-black avatar (0 0 0 is unaffected by lighting, which is an interesting little feature of the engine) with the ASCII Terrorface °Д°
I subsequently connected twice more, because since I was the only person on, 173 was camping the spawn point massacring me. I died many many times.
Once both my extra clients spawned we got killed a ton more before one finally caught 173 and I moved the second into the proper position, setting up the blink cycles to always watch him. I yelled "BEWARE MY WATCHFUL EYES" in chat for no reason, then proceeded to use my main client to FINALLY explore the build unhindered... except we got no lights and the maintenance tunnels were pitch black such that nothing could be seen whatsoever, and the teleporter event that led to the first keycard was broken (was used to fit an otherwise impossible layout together or something).
Then suddenly, 173's script decided we were camping him and he proceeded to ignore the fact that he was being watched, teleporting over to break the necks of both my alt clients, and then teleporting directly to me (that sonofa[REDACTED] didn't even pass GO) and breaking my neck too. So that was that. I later joked with another random person on another server about it... only to find out that he was actually the host of that gamemode. Oh well no harm done.
So then someone on the Blockland Forums one day posted a forumgame topic for SCP-504, the Critical Tomatoes, based on reacting to the above poster's joke with the tomatoes reaction to it, then posting your own joke. I read the article and fell into the wiki, reading every single SCP that existed on the site until May when school ended and I now had other things I could do with my spare time on the computer. I still remembered though, and I found a funny let'splay of CB by the youtuber Games In Time while looking for a good horror game.
Edit: I do have plenty of other interests, however, some of them are the sorts of controversial things that appear to have created enormous amounts of drama on these forums in the past and continue to do so in other forums (re: ponies) so I'll mostly avoid bringing that stuff up.
"Leggo my Eggo-carrying Lego Winnebago full of-" *skull is broken by 504*
