http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-309
I think it could be found on an office desk but if you pick it up, you get maximum injury due to being completely turned inside-out. I think that sounds like a good idea, If you have any ideas you can put them here.

Keep these in the SCP suggestions thread.
http://scpcbgame.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=15