Heres a fun one
Item #: SCP - 000000010000000 "Youngman"
Object class: Mother fucking keter.
Special containment procedures: Stored in a 5mx5m concrete wall, submerged in the middle of the atlantic ocean, 3 hidrogen bombs placed around the cell.
Description: Scp- 000000010000000 is a young boy, which is said to represent the soul of modern pop music, upon hearing him singing, all personnel hearing him will start getting their brains electrocuted from the inside, while having side effects described as a "chainsaw fucking my mother fucking ears." This effect seems to be completely normal and it is solenly attributed to his awful singing, i mean holly fuck...
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D-Class: HOLLY CRAP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!????
SCP - 000000010000000: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOH-
Dr.[Expunged Mac. Expungeider]: ABORT ABORT.
D-Class: KILL ME KILL ME NOW
Scp - 106: This shit is evil...
Re: Make an SCP up. GO WILD!
#12SCP-2317-J ("Nothing")
Object Class: Keter
Containment Procedures: The object is to be stored with in nothingness for no specific amount of time, when released from nothingness absolutely nothing will happen.
Description:The object resmbles a small pile of nothing. It is thought the object is made of a mysterious material known to the Foundation as 'nothing', an element undiscovered by general science. On testing of the element the Foundation found nothing. It is believed that the object has the ability to do absolutely nothing and in effect causes nothing to happen to the surrounding area.
The object is listed as Keter due to its contact with SCP-682, when contact was made SCP-682 began to roll around on the floor while saying 'no, i want peanut butter with a hint of NOTHING!' before returning to its original state and ignoring it.
"I demand that this object be destroyed as soon as possible!" - Dr.Something
"Suck My Wangalang!" - Dr.Greenfield (of O5 Command)
There has been no record of Dr.Greenfield or Dr.Something working at the Foundation.
Object Class: Keter
Containment Procedures: The object is to be stored with in nothingness for no specific amount of time, when released from nothingness absolutely nothing will happen.
Description:The object resmbles a small pile of nothing. It is thought the object is made of a mysterious material known to the Foundation as 'nothing', an element undiscovered by general science. On testing of the element the Foundation found nothing. It is believed that the object has the ability to do absolutely nothing and in effect causes nothing to happen to the surrounding area.
The object is listed as Keter due to its contact with SCP-682, when contact was made SCP-682 began to roll around on the floor while saying 'no, i want peanut butter with a hint of NOTHING!' before returning to its original state and ignoring it.
"I demand that this object be destroyed as soon as possible!" - Dr.Something
"Suck My Wangalang!" - Dr.Greenfield (of O5 Command)
There has been no record of Dr.Greenfield or Dr.Something working at the Foundation.