Granted. but after an accident, you move the moon closer to the earth, causing the low tides to get lower and the high tides to get higher causing massive floods, also pushing the earth to and away from the sun causing major freak weather while boiling and freezing the sun eventually disintigrating and all life ceases to exist

I wish for a portal that would send me to any alternate dimension of my choosing. and only I could use it, and it can be summoned by thought, so I will never be trapped

Shaddow wrote:I wish for a portal that would send me to any alternate dimension of my choosing. and only I could use it, and it can be summoned by thought, so I will never be trapped

Granted, but on one of your many journeys to the magical dimension of Shrek, you land on your head and are severely concussed, therefore forgetting that you could summon a portal. After days of running, you fall into a swamp...
A large green creature appears and whispers:
"This is ma swamp..."

I wish that Steelpoint wasn't so god damn hard.

Granted, but you just made poor Steelpoint impotent down there.

I wish that the next wish was the same as this wish.

spartan322 wrote:Granted, but you just made poor Steelpoint impotent down there.

I wish that the next wish was the same as this wish.

Granted, let the cycle begin.

I wish that the next wish was the same as this wish.

Awesomeguy147 wrote:I wish that the next wish was the same as this wish.

Granted, the cycle once again continues.

I wish that the next wish was the same as this wish.

Granted, may this cycle never be broken.

I wish the next wish was the same as this wish.

Shaddow wrote:Granted, may this cycle never be broken.

I wish the next wish was the same as this wish.

Granted. but I break the cycle

I wish Call of Duty never existed

INFINITE561 wrote:

Shaddow wrote:Granted, may this cycle never be broken.

I wish the next wish was the same as this wish.

Granted. but I break the cycle

I wish Call of Duty never existed

Granted, all of call of duty, including the earlier good titles, and call of duty zombies with its mysterious and well done storyline (disregarding the ending), never existed and a diffrent franchise had taken it's place without any kind of good qualities. You also die, somehow...

I wish Youtube improved its copyright policies.

Granted. their copyright policies never exist, everyone claims copyright of something and the original makers can't legally sue so the industry falls apart...and you die somehow

I wish Capcom didn't ruin Resident Evil