Yes! in your dreams...

If you were gay, and if you have to chose a member in this wiki to fuck with, who was?

Combine/Thisisme

What gave birth to SCP-682?

A combination of a super-nuclear explosion in space and a solar flare that expanded to catch said explosion, created the coveted SCP-682, which then crashed into the Earth.

If you had to choose to be exposed to http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-009 or http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166, which would you choose?

SCP-166 (Off topic, I found this line;

SCP-166 has experienced a growth spurt, Catherine, nothing more sinister I assure you. Her vitals are all stable. Increased requirement of semen has been noted and will be supplied. Dr Frost.

What the fuck?)

Why isn't Steelpoint interested in games?

because, he is a stell point, points made of steel don't play games (LOLOLOOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

What happens if all keter and euclid SCPs meet chuk norris?

The SCP Foundation could be named "The SCP Foundation of Safe Things "SCPST"

What could happen if the spammers conquered this forum?

Hitler would rise from his burned grave and conquer the world with SPAM40's. Solving Pwn Assault Machines.

Why am I Caucasian?

Because YOU ARE AWESOME!

Where does santa SCP-173 live?

In an SCP Foundation site in the North Pole.

Why am I suddenly awesome?

Words cannot explain pure awesomeness, awesomeness just is what it is.

Where did chuck norris go on his long path to become a god?