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Re: ~#~ Official MLP thread v3 ~#~

#342 by Destructoid
Huh. 15 minutes in. The weird as fuck human designs still bother me but I just realized the human universe is a counterpart of equestria in a different time-frame, or maybe everyone's the same age but horses mature quicker in universe one but not in this one. I think I like it so far.

EDIT: Log time
Spoiler
Good opening.

Weird theme.

Magic mirror, big trope here at The Foundation.

Slight dirty joke, +1

Haha, she was in the boys bathroom.

If Celestia's the principle and the area is Canterlot (Or country) who the fuck is the ruler considering the similarities between horse universe and bipedal universe.

EDIT 2: Just punch SS in the face and steal it back or something. Dafuq Twilight.

Snips and Snails switched their role model. What happened to Sunset Shimmer's counterpart? Where is Twilight's this is a weirdly specific magic mirror.

Horses don't have clitorises but humans do, I wonder how TS and SS dealt wit- SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

To be added.
Last edited by Destructoid on Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: ~#~ Official MLP thread v3 ~#~

#343 by Tomgrakk
Well horses have a shorter lifespan than humans, so it's only natural that they would grow and mature at a quicker rate. Twilight may be the same age in Equestria as in the human world, but she would appear physically younger. There wouldn't be a ruler in the same way that Equestria has one, since Human Country is probably a democracy like most generic Western settings (Rather than a monarchy... or a princess-archy, or whatever the Hell Equestria is). When you mentioned 'SS', I first thought you meant that Twilight was sent to battle the elite Nazi military force, which to be honest would make a more interesting spin-off than the one we got.
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Re: ~#~ Official MLP thread v3 ~#~

#344 by Destructoid
Tomgrakk wrote:Well horses have a shorter lifespan than humans, so it's only natural that they would grow and mature at a quicker rate. Twilight may be the same age in Equestria as in the human world, but she would appear physically younger. There wouldn't be a ruler in the same way that Equestria has one, since Human Country is probably a democracy like most generic Western settings (Rather than a monarchy... or a princess-archy, or whatever the Hell Equestria is). When you mentioned 'SS', I first thought you meant that Twilight was sent to battle the elite Nazi military force, which to be honest would make a more interesting spin-off than the one we got.
Blood Guts and Ponies is a little like that. I should start on reading that again. This alternate universe stuff is awesome for overthinking, although I want to know more about this alternate universe. Twilight Sparkle should bring back schematics of modern weapons and technology and have Equestria conquer all the planes of existence, that would be awesome.

someone please write a fic
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Re: ~#~ Official MLP thread v3 ~#~

#347 by That one guy
You know...Maybe...I was a bit too harsh in my original thoughts on the movie...I'll rewatch in and have a COMPLETELY neutral mindset......
(2 hours later)
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Nope. movie still sucked.
Rarity and Applejack had very little presance
Fluttershy was just...Annoyingly shy
Pinkie was there for comic relief only.
Sentry was just.....He had no personality....At all.
I also like how they just....Fell in love just because they seem to run into each other alot...If someone kept on running into me I'd just get pissed off, but Twilight apperantly just...Falls in love with you...Like a twat.
Sunset Shimmer was so BLAND of a villian that...Fucking KING SOMBRA had more of a personality than her. Generic High School Bitch. None of the motives were explained...Just...Nothing...Interesting...At...All.
Spike is a dog....I don't even need to explain that.
Also...During the course of the movie...Sunset seems to have very little presence...She seems to have been Sentrys Girlfriend at one point...Not that it matter to the plot...At all...In any form...It's just there to tick off another box on the High School Cliche list.
The songs and background music is......Forgetable at best.
Everyone looks like....Well..Let's just say we're now treding the uncanny valley.
RD says awsome so much it just...Becomes creepy.
And the setting itself was just....Boring..Why High School? Why the Human world? WHY NOT FUCKING PONIES?!?!
And the climax.....It was just....Deus Ex Machina.....And...POOF..It's GONE...No resolution...No build up..
And Sunset FUCKIN' Satan.....Just....Why?
AND THOSE PERSONALITYS....FLANDERIZED TO HELL AND BACK!
But...Suprisingly enough....Once everything goes boack to ponies...Everything becomes...Good...No stupid personalitys....Nothing like that...It's weird really...Like the writers did it on purpose...
OH....It had a couple funny jokes....And The Incestria Girls thing made me Larf.
All in all.....3/10 and it's lucky it gets that.
...Maybe I'm just a cynical asshole who hates all things bright and colorfull....No...No, the movie was just bad.
But it did its mission...It's gonna sell toys to little girls who just like Colors. And then those little girls are gonna grow up and look back and say "Damn...The movie was kinda shit".
But alas....I might be just another Cynical asshole.
I wrote alot.....Like ALOT.
I also used "..." Alot...Like ALO-You get the idea.
My name is John...Yes you can call me that...Yes it's a bland name, but it gets the job done.
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Re: ~#~ Official MLP thread v3 ~#~

#348 by Glitch
Destructoid wrote:
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Horses don't have clitorises but humans do, I wonder how TS and SS dealt wit- SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
Yes they do, just further in.

And what was the dirty joke? I don't think I caught it.
I'm not here as much right now, mention me on our Discord server if you need anything.

Re: ~#~ Official MLP thread v3 ~#~

#349 by Tomgrakk
That one guy wrote:Fucking KING SOMBRA had more of a personality than her....
I no longer condone your opinion.
That one guy wrote:Maybe I'm just a cynical asshole who hates all things bright and colorfull....No...No, the movie was just bad.
I pick the former.
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Re: ~#~ Official MLP thread v3 ~#~

#350 by Destructoid
Glitch wrote:
Destructoid wrote:
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Horses don't have clitorises but humans do, I wonder how TS and SS dealt wit- SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
Yes they do, just further in.

And what was the dirty joke? I don't think I caught it.
I don't really remember, something about a skirt. I haven't watched the rest of it though.
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