Outpu: Chuck Norris, because nothing can match Chuck Norris.

Input: Bacon
Setting: Very fine

Output: Tofu bacon strips, seasoned with chipoltle and garlic.
*stomach growls ~ itsapainfulworld
Input: Skrillex on fine

Output: A box. Played randomly generated electronic music.
Intake Booth: An unfinished SCP Containment Breach mod on fine.

Output: A slightly more progressed but still unfinished SCP Containment Breach mod.

Yeah, something tells me you can't just instantly get something like that on the Fine setting, you'd probably have to go for broke.

Intake: The fourth wall.

Setting: Fine.

Output: The fourth wall was cracked, but not broken.
"Is that thing typing this message supposed to be me?" -Dr. Being
Intake: SCP-689 and SCP-682 on very fine.

Output: SCP-682 had gained a stone like shell encasing it's entire body. This shell seems to grow back once destroyed. SCP-895 gained the ability to move slowly when being observed.

"As if 682 needs that shell!" Dr. Luna

Input: SCP-682 from previous experiment
Setting: super fine

Output: A dragon.

"Yes...

Input: An alive lizard, covered in salt water.
Setting: Fine

(One thing, Luna, there isn't a super fine setting in SCP-914)

SCP-513, The super fine setting was a non-canon setting made in a previous experiment.
Output: A statue of a lizard, made out of salt.
Intake: SCP-002 on fine.

Output: SCP-002 began to use organisms otyer than humans for materials for its furnishings.

Input: The Contagious Crystal
Setting: fine

Output: An explosion 80 m wide. All matter began to crystallize.
Intake: A sample of last experiment's output on very fine.