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Granted, you get a paper that says "aardvark"

I wish more wishes

ShadowDust wrote: I wish more wishes

You are granted negative more wishes.

I wish for my mom.

Granted, but she's so fat.

I wish to have a girlfriend.

Granted, she's a complete lesbian and won't touch you.

I wish my every action had a theme song.

Granted, it's by Nickelback




I wish I had big sacks of money.

Granted, but they are shit dollars

I wish for Unity Pro free

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Granted, but they are shit dollars

I wish for Unity Pro free

Granted. It's Unity Pro Free Trial For 20 seconds.

I wish for an Agile, Sleek Pet Fox. And It better be Agile and Sleek since I heard Male Foxes tend to be a bit lazy. :(

Granted, but it keeps biting you in the leg.

I wish for a real life version of scp 914.

Granted, but someone throws you in and puts it on Rough. c:

I wish to hug SCP-106.

Granted, But SCP-106 is actually a Creeper and KABOOM your dead.

I Wish to be an even sexier fox (Thought it 'aint possible <3)