Destructoid wrote:
DO THESE TASKS AND YOU WILL GAME GET:
1.) Guess the size, if you know what I mean
2.) This one will only be doable only if you're a hardcore redditor and you've read
THIS almost all the way through. EDIT: Here's the quest: find his greatest shame, the cum box.
3.) Find a 4chan thread that will make me die of laughter.
4.) Make a recording of you singing the My Little Pony theme really loud (shouting) and send me the link (preferably soundcloud.)
5.) PM me a joke, if I like it you might get one
6.) Draw Princess Celestia, sign the page with your forum name, best one gets a key
7.) Claimed by Spartan322.
8.) Troll 4chan and post evidence
9.) Find a video that will make me laugh.
1. OVER 9000! (NANO-METERS)
2."I lose sleep every night because I feel like I was a shitty brother. My younger sibling is 5 years younger than me and I always felt like I was a crappy role model and terrible example to him. I treated him like shit and I really hindered his childhood. Now he's one of my best friends but we both know it happened and I can never forgive myself. Yeah I see people confession worse shit like near-suicide and cum boxes (that was really fucked up, fucking Reddit) but it doesn't mean it doesn't affect me. I love my brother and I would take a bullet for him, but not a day goes by where I wish I could go back in time and change how I treated him. I don't believe in regrets, but this will always be looming over my shoulders. Thanks for reading, Reddit.
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3.All of 4chan.
4.No mic.
5.
UN-P M: What is brown, hairy, filled with white-stuff, and REALLY HARD?
A coconut.
What goes in stiff, dry and long, and comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
6.9. My Paint is rigged, it doesn't paint at the cursor, and I don't feel like waiting forever for Photoshop to start up.
7.SFDGDFGDFGDFGDFG. Ok.
8. 4chan is too smart, only 9GAG is stupid enough to fall for dat crap.
9. Sorry, Meatspin was taken off youtube a while ago. ;(
