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Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:36 am
by Destructoid
Now I must decide how to give them out. I'm holding a contest now. There's a checklist below I will make, complete one item, and you get the prize. Limit of one key per person.

DO THESE TASKS AND YOU WILL GAME GET:
1.) Guess the size, if you know what I mean
2.) This one will only be doable only if you're a hardcore redditor and you've read THIS almost all the way through. EDIT: Here's the quest: find his greatest shame, the cum box.
3.) Find a 4chan thread that will make me die of laughter.
4.) Make a recording of you singing the My Little Pony theme really loud (shouting) and send me the link (preferably soundcloud.)
5.) PM me a joke, if I like it you might get one
6.) Draw Princess Celestia, sign the page with your forum name, best one gets a key
7.) Claimed by Spartan322.
8.) Troll 4chan and post evidence
9.) Find a video that will make me laugh.

You may have noticed there's more than 5 options, that's to give you options! They can't be repeated though.

GOOD LUCK

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:43 am
by That one guy
.....Give me ONE good reason why ANYONE should do ANY of this.

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:44 am
by CommanderMark
That one guy wrote:.....Give me ONE good reason why ANYONE should do ANY of this.
......because it's Dota 2......DOTA 2!

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:54 am
by Glitch
Is it wrong if I don't know what DOTA is?

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:58 am
by Enma Ai
Glitch wrote:Is it wrong if I don't know what DOTA is?
Yes, since you can just google it.

I'm really tempted to troll 4chan. Maybe I'll go rant about how much I love anime or something.

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:06 am
by Awesomeguy147

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:45 am
by Destructoid
Glitch wrote:Is it wrong if I don't know what DOTA is?
DOTA is fucking amazing. I warn you guys though, the learning curve is pretty crazy and you'll get bashed a lot in your first few matches. It's super fun and really satisfying when you finally get a kill/win.

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:00 am
by ShadowDust
Im a LoL player, why im watching this? Joking, better try then

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:59 am
by Tomgrakk
I have around twelve DoTA 2 keys (Which is more than I know what to do with), and they just keep giving them out. I bet you'll have a lot more than five soon enough.

I used to play DoTA, but Valve have betrayed me too many times for me to care about it so I've gone back to LoL (for now).

Re: Destructoid has 5 DoTA 2 keys.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:10 pm
by Destructoid
Tomgrakk wrote:I have around twelve DoTA 2 keys (Which is more than I know what to do with), and they just keep giving them out. I bet you'll have a lot more than five soon enough.

I used to play DoTA, but Valve have betrayed me too many times for me to care about it so I've gone back to LoL (for now).
How did Valve betray you?