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MOV_Games wrote:To be fair anywhere over 25% is pretty inhuman imo. 20% seems right for an average furry.

Well i do wear a collar sometimes, i do growl sometimes and i do wear a dog tag type thing. I guess im just really weird o3o

I don't think you really have to all this to be a furry. I got like 8%. This is more like a "do you overly act like a housepet" questionaire.

Big ass list

Alright, Lololord....I'll humor you.

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention

Nope

[ ] you find pets toys amusing

Nein

[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip

Nyet

[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food

They're not gonna steal it....

[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you

.....Why would I?

[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection

No....

[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back

Fuck their ball.....That can get it their damn selves

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear

My hair covers my ears so nobody can touch them

[ ] you love fish/meat

Ok, Meat is fucking AWSOME...You got me there.

[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.

Kinda Dangerous

[ ] you like when people pet your head

Eh....I don't mind it....Can't say I like it, though

[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper

If someone does that to you.....Beat them in the nose with your FIST.

[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with

Not really.....

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime

That's just cause I'm lazy.

[ ] you enjoy scaring birds

I can't even catch the little bastards...

[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them

.....I'm not THAT weird..

[ ] you bite people if they annoy you

No....I punch them....

[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours

Uh.....No....

[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink

Milk is FUCKING AWSOME!!

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it

....That could count as fetish gear.....

[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it

.....Possible fetish gear....So no

[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit

.........No.

[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park

Fuck your park.

[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want

Can't say I do

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"

No....I call them hands and feet.

[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about

Ok....I do that.

[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk

LOLNO....I'm lazy

[ ] you really enjoy cuddling

Not really...

[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up

...I stretch and say "Aww fuck....People expect to do things today"

[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around

....You got me there.

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep

Uh.....Does a tub full of water count?

[ ] you meow or bark very often

No....But I curse like a Sailor.

[ ] you hide when you get scared

No...I face my fears...LIKE A MAN!!!

[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house

No....I don't care who comes to my house.

[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand

Lolno

[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot

Why would I ruin my shit doing that?
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] you like to do tricks to get a treat

If I have to ammuse you to get my dinner.....I'll kill you.

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it

...I got some Dog-tags..

[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal

Nah.

[ ] your username has something to do with animals

Nope

[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals

Nein

[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better

I just ignore it.

[ ] you look for edible stuff often

That's just because I like to eat.

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time

Nope

[ ] you like to say hi to strangers

Depends on the stranger.

[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good

No....Don't touch me.

[ ] people think you act like a pet

They think I act like a dick....So...No.

[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like

Nope

[ ] you like to eat grass

.....Pretty sure that's bad for you

[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water

I have long hair so....Yea...

Thanks for the Huge ass post!

But some people (Such as me) Do most of those animal things, I would go into greater detail of WHY We do them, But i'd rather not o3o

lololord wrote:
But some people (Such as me) Do most of those animal things, I would go into greater detail of WHY We do them, But i'd rather not o3o

Why? Im concerned as why you do these weird things, but ill probably regret asking.

lololord wrote:Thanks for the Huge ass post!

But some people (Such as me) Do most of those animal things, I would go into greater detail of WHY We do them, But i'd rather not o3o

Think nothing of it, Lololord. Happy to help.

MOV_Games wrote:

lololord wrote:
But some people (Such as me) Do most of those animal things, I would go into greater detail of WHY We do them, But i'd rather not o3o

Why? Im concerned as why you do these weird things, but ill probably regret asking.

Um... Well some of the things are fetish related, some are just for fun, but the collar that i have is a mix of a fursuit accessory and a gothic accessory.

I wish I had a collar
...
This must seem weird.

Glitch wrote:I wish I had a collar
...
This must seem weird.

I design some. o3o

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention. (Why would i do this? I kind of shout ''Hey, over here!'' and nothing more.)
[ ] you find pets toys amusing. (Eh, some designs look funny, but they never looked fun to me.)
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip. (That wouldn't even work.)
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food. (What the...Erm, a push would be enough.)
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you. (I simply don't get close to them.)
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection. (Smile maybe?)
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back. (Screw your ball. Go get it yourself.)


[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear. (Erm. It makes anyone uncomfortable.)
[x] you love fish/meat. (Who the fuck doesn't? (Darn those vegetarians.))
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car. (What if my head crashes with another car? How fun!)
[ ] you like when people pet your head. (Erm, i don't mind, but if a stranger does it...)
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper. (I grab the newspaper back and put it up their ass.)
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with. (I ignore them.)


[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime. (Never been a day sleeper.)
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds. (I shot one with a BB gun once. How fun.)
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them. (Isn't that sexual harassment? Dear god.)
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you. (Only if the motherfucker bites me first.)
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours. (Only if i'm excessively hungry.)
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink. (Who the fuck doesn't drink water? And milk is awesome.)


[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it. (No i don't.)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it. (wat)
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit. (morewat)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park. (Who doesn't?)
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want. (I buy it/take it/steal it/killthedudethenstealit)


[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws". (I call them hands and feet cause they are hands and feet.)
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about. (''I don't get it'')
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk. (''Have fun!'' -backtocomputer-)
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling. (wut)
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up. (-stretches- ''13 hours more...'')
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around. (Just because i'm lazy.)


[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep. (I like the couch. But i prefer the bed.)
[ ] you meow or bark very often. (That would be annoying as heck.)
[/] you hide when you get scared. (Kinda, if i see a big man with a big fucking chainsaw-on-fire running at me, screw manlyness i would hide.)
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house. (Erm, yes?)
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand. (I like catching flies.)
[/] you tend to chew on stuff a lot. (pencilbeforeatest)
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat. (''Can i have that?'')


[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it. (Eeh, how does that count as being a furry?)
[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal. (Erm, no, i refer to myself as a human being, kind of strange to run around a mall shouting ''I AM A BERD'')
[ ] your username has something to do with animals. (Answer is kind of obvious.)
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals. (Nahnahnaihs.)
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better. (Erm, i lick only if it's some kind of small cut on the finger, how is that furry?)
[x] you look for edible stuff often. (Erm, cause the human body NEEDS food, maybe?)


[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time. (Daydreaming? How is that furry again?)
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers. (Uh, no.)
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good. (I wouldn't really let someone unknown touch me cause i picked up and gave them their wallet or something.)
[ ] people think you act like a pet. (I have been called a ugly barnacle before, even if that is not a pet. (EH? GET IT?))
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like. (Why would i growl?)
[ ] you like to eat grass. (YEAHSUREIFYOUWANTTOGETSOMEKINDOFSERIOUSDIAHRREAORSOMETHING?)
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water. (Hair yes. Body no.)