INFORMATION ABOUT SPAM THREADS MADE BY BOTS V.2.0!
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:10 pm
The recent events caused by the anomalies known as spambots have caught the attention of major Foundation employees. In sight of these events, we need to communicate you a few tips on what to do in case of a spambot event.
- Spambots can't be reasoned with, they aren't people, they can't love, they don't feel any emotions, they're soulless automatons made to create random topics using random scrambles of words that 'may' or may not be linked to each other. Most of these posts contain dangerous links that could cause serious harm and death to the Foundation equipment you may be using, and also to the Foundation accounts, creating a possible breach of secrecy of the Foundation.
- We say again, Coach outlets may sound fancy and whatnot, but simply don't even dare click the link! At least not if you don't want to suffer.
- Replying to their topics may cause more spambots anomalies, and it makes the job harder for the employees that have to clean their messes. Repetitive answering of their topics will result in light warnings. Followed by disciplinary action if the employee answering their topics keeps doing it. Yes i don't care if you can't recognize a botpost from a human post, i'm sick of clearing that stuff.
- Coach outlet factories don't exist.
- Every anomaly caused by a spambot shall be cleaned by the O5 employees, and the author of such anomaly be terminated by crushing and spare metal parts used for additional containment chambers and coffee machines. We don't know what anomalies robot metal could cause on chambers or equipment but we don't care; it's much cheaper.
- Coach outlet factories don't exist. Seriously.
We hope that everyone of you understands those tips, not following them will result in bad, bad stuff. Oh, and the multiple deaths of people caused by pizza dough wednesday was caused by someone spilling some kind of rotten anomalous mayonnaise. If you people see a humanoid gorilla with a light smile on his face saying that he's the jimmy god or something like that we suggest you to try your best to stop him until guards arrive, we think he's the one spilling that thing all over the pizza dough.
We are kinda suspending the Pizza days at least until that gorilla-man thing is caught.
- Spambots can't be reasoned with, they aren't people, they can't love, they don't feel any emotions, they're soulless automatons made to create random topics using random scrambles of words that 'may' or may not be linked to each other. Most of these posts contain dangerous links that could cause serious harm and death to the Foundation equipment you may be using, and also to the Foundation accounts, creating a possible breach of secrecy of the Foundation.
- We say again, Coach outlets may sound fancy and whatnot, but simply don't even dare click the link! At least not if you don't want to suffer.
- Replying to their topics may cause more spambots anomalies, and it makes the job harder for the employees that have to clean their messes. Repetitive answering of their topics will result in light warnings. Followed by disciplinary action if the employee answering their topics keeps doing it. Yes i don't care if you can't recognize a botpost from a human post, i'm sick of clearing that stuff.
- Coach outlet factories don't exist.
- Every anomaly caused by a spambot shall be cleaned by the O5 employees, and the author of such anomaly be terminated by crushing and spare metal parts used for additional containment chambers and coffee machines. We don't know what anomalies robot metal could cause on chambers or equipment but we don't care; it's much cheaper.
- Coach outlet factories don't exist. Seriously.
We hope that everyone of you understands those tips, not following them will result in bad, bad stuff. Oh, and the multiple deaths of people caused by pizza dough wednesday was caused by someone spilling some kind of rotten anomalous mayonnaise. If you people see a humanoid gorilla with a light smile on his face saying that he's the jimmy god or something like that we suggest you to try your best to stop him until guards arrive, we think he's the one spilling that thing all over the pizza dough.
We are kinda suspending the Pizza days at least until that gorilla-man thing is caught.