a fucking melon: huehue
a fucking melon: nigga pony porn
-Dude-: im not saying i dont recognize you less a faggot for pony porn
:im just saying that i have my own guilty pleasures
: and i cant really shit on you for being a faggot if im a faggot too
a fucking melon: actually, i was joking
-Dude-: oh
: well i cant really shit on you any more then
: because im the only faggot in this situation
Dude: yesterday one of the guys i talk to admitted that his sexual fantasy is to be raped by anthro luna
: as a wolf
: i dont know if he means he wants to be the wolf or he wants luna to be anthro and a wolf
: at the same time
: and i didnt really think about it that hard until now.
: for obvious reasons
a fucking melon: holy shit.
a fucking melon: Actually, you'd be surprised how many times i've heard things worse than that.
Dude: no i wouldnt
: we're on the internet
: and i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about right now
a fucking melon: nothing, nothing.
: am i getting paid for this (He discovered i was quoting him to make a thread)
a fucking melon: yes
a fucking melon: so many times
Dude: is there like an up front payment
: cuz i want some fries right now
a fucking melon: KFC payment.
Dude: up front?
: cuz like
: yo
: i mean like
: i dont evne like kfc fries but
Dude: i mean ill settle for what i can get right now
: i have a sudden craving for fries
: yo dude im serious what the fuck are we talking about and can i have that kfc now (He didn't get the point of the quoting)
a fucking melon: I don't know brah
a fucking melon: horeeh shet
Dude: is it because i said fimfiction
: because if so this isnt the first time ive been in this situation
: im so confused right now
: god i wish i had some fries
That's the best things i've heard all day.
So yeah blah blah you can start posting some quotes from people.
Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.
Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 3:35 am
by Trialtrex21
"I'll jump through the monitor." - Egoraptor
Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.
Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 3:57 am
by Vexification
NSFW text?
Spoiler
"But anyway as I was saying you know, just as you know, when you masturbate, you don't have to use your fingers, you could like, uh, find something that's like, you could use like a banana, or a pickle, I mean, it would be a waste of a fruit, but if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides." - Chris-chan on sticking things up his butthole
Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.
Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 4:13 am
by FoxMccloud64
"Damn faggots."
- Andreas "ruMpel" Rönnberg
Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.
Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 2:54 pm
by Dr.Moore
"MEEM" ~ Medic from TF2
Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.
Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 3:06 pm
by lololord
Want awesome Quotes?
Buy Borderlands 2, Play through the entire game, Count how many times you have lol'd.
Here are a few brilliant quotes from the game:
"Between you and me, the one that killed you is a dick. Please disregard this message if you commited suicide" ~ New-U Station
"IF YOU GIVE ME A BUCKET I'L SHOW YOU..... A BUCKET!" ~ Psycho
Spoiler
"Oh, yeah, and since you shiver-brains evidently don't know how to listen, I'll say it again: stop bringing in fake Sirens. Only six Sirens can exist in the universe at any given time, and I already know of three - you're not gonna convince me you happened to find one of the remaining three just by drawing blue tattoos on some random chick's corpse. I will admit, it was mildly amusing the first dozen times you idiots tried it, but now my office smells like blood and marker fumes. So quit it!"
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Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.
Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:02 am
by Trialtrex21
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I feel the sudden urge to kill someone.
Re: Zhe thread of totally awesome quotes.
Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:40 am
by SFK363
irntacu do we get like
kudos
for spying on your friends list and guessing correctly who this female "dude" is
