I just have a quick question for you guys. Why haven't we convinced 239 to just wish 682 out of existence? Wouldn't that be rather affective?

Because i said so. Bai.

Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

It would probably work however the foundation cant let SCP 682 go out without a bang. If they even decide to allow such a huge character in the SCP universe die at all. Hopefully it will involve Dr. Kondraki riding him again tossing around a cowboy hat.

Moonsaber wrote:It would probably work however the foundation cant let SCP 682 go out without a bang. If they even decide to allow such a huge character in the SCP universe die at all. Hopefully it will involve Dr Dr. Kondraki riding him again tossing around a cowboy hat.

...that sounds fucking amazing...

Omniary: fuck you anglerfish can't smell
Dr. Trialtrex21: how you know bitch
Omniary: it probably could smell you though
could probably smell your fucking dank ass nasty powersuit structure gel trog ass enslaved protein bullshit sloshing in your suit from a mile away

Did you read duke till dawn? http://www.scp-wiki.net/duke-till-dawn

239 Is currently hostile and too big a threat, Foundation just can't give her orders to do something now, she's currently in a state of comatose-drug induced stasis for everyone's protection. 682 Actually also murdered another Humanoid SCP that could do the same effect through 'lucid-dreaming':

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1237

In 682's official destruction testing Log:

Item: SCP-1237

Tissue Test Record:
N/A

Termination Test Record:
A deliberate containment breach was induced which a SCP-1237-1-L was permitted to observe from a safe distance. Thirteen security personnel were killed before containment was re-established. Subject was dosed with ████████████ to encourage REM sleep and onset of SCP-1237 and instructed to dream that SCP-682 was a small housecat with no special abilities, and that the security team had been able to destroy it easily.
7 seconds after onset of SCP-1237 event, subject began to seize violently. Subject was declared dead after 32 seconds. Autopsy discovered the subject's body covered with scratch and bite marks and infected with bubonic plague, toxoplasmosis, and subacute regional lymphadenitis ("cat scratch fever"). The bodies of the deceased security personnel displayed similar characteristics. A small housecat was found in SCP-682's containment chamber cleaning blood off of its coat; said cat regenerated into SCP-682 within 3 hours.
Hail to the lizard

... the lizard is, along with mentally and physically, MAGICALLY HAZARDOUS?!

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