Output: Ground Beef.

Wait, how the hell did we get a cow from bacon in the first place? Pretty sure that comes from Pigs...

Intake: Five (5) SCP-049-2 instances.

Setting: 1:1

Output: Input: 1 Pink mustache, A paper with a red M , Glasses, And A good sense of humor (From SCP-294)

Setting: Fine

Output: 1 Warfstache, a piece of paper turned into origami with red Ms on each face, Glasses that become Sunglasses when exposed to UV lighting, and a heavily tolerable sense of humour. Subject will understand and react positively to everything presented.

Intake: Essence of SCP-999.

Setting: Fine.

Output: An orange animated blob

Intake: Gears
Setting: Very Fine

Output: A clockwork robot.
Intake: Water on fine.

Output: Very high quality/taste water. Cures several diseases.
"God, we need more of this for Break Room 106!" Dr. Baldwin

Input: SCP-682 on 1:1

Output: SCP-682, slightly different size and shape.
Intake: SCP-173 on very fine.

Output: The Weeping Angels

That just ain't right..... ~SCP-2008-6-J

Input: SCP-2008-1-J, Setting Fine

Output: A new class for TF2. Reality shift wiped it from existence.
Intake: 1 kg of steel on rough.

Output: Destroyed steel.

Input: SCP-513-1 on very fine.