Output: A skeleton dancing to the song "Spooky Scary Skeletons."

Intake: An empty candy basket, Very Fine

Output: A huge box full of cakes, sweets and various candies; all covered with sugar.

Input: The Pokémon named "Magikarp".
IMAGE: http://www.google.it/imgres?biw=1304&bi ... =104&ty=77

NO SETTING DETECTED... DEFAULTING TO 1:1

Output: Pikachu.

Input: SCP-106 and http://www.youtube.com/user/gamesintime on very fine.

Output: SCP-106. Subject immediately began to record a let's play.
"How did he do that without corroding the computer?!"-Dr. Being
Intake: SCP-447 on fine.

Output: SCP-447 has all normal properties, although it's bad effect is on everybody, not just dead bodies...
"Really? REALLY?" - Dr. Baldwin
Input: The refined SCP-106 from my last post on 1:1.

Output: SCP-173. When not under observation, began recording a let's play. Seemed to record commentary by making scraping sounds in morse code.

Intake: Document 050: "The Great Researcher Prank War of '██" on Very Fine

http://www.scp-wiki.net/document-050

Output: Time reversed back to the time said event in the document occurred.
Intake: SCP-040 on fine.

Output:Time bomb
Input:A C4 block and a stopwatch
Setting:Very Fine
"Go back to Round 1 or go forward to Round 311."

Output: said block of C4 no longer needed a blast cap to set it off.

Input: a football helmet
Setting: fine

Output:Ununpentium
Input:A meteorite
Setting:Course
"This is Element 115!"