Ouput: A self-repairing dummy

Input: An another crash dummy
Setting: Very Fine

Output:
"That was unexpected... And now I'm in the Pocket Dimension." - Dr. Baldwin
Input: Setting: Rough

Output: Gate A, Destroyed
Notes: How did you get Gate A inside 914. Who had acctually this idea?

Input: D-9341 Setting: Rough

Output: Dead D-9341.

Input: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0IfJSf-a-U
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Full released version of SCP:CB except with all the old unreleased alpha assets intact. People who played this game will immediately notice an old unreleased alpha appear on their desktop after closing the full game. The effects of the unreleased alpha are: [DATA REDACTED: LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED]. Subjects who attempt to open the 2nd .exe will be marked for restrainment by MTF forces and admistered Class-B Amnesiacs while IT Techs execute the complex process required to delete the alpha.

Input: SCP-999
Setting: Fine

Output: A hostile red, animated blob.

Input: SCP-106, some beer labeled "Radical," and a person named Larry on 1:1.

Output: SCP-Larry, some beer labeled "106," and a person named Radical.

Input: Radical while drinking 106 on Larry
Setting: Very Fine

Output: SCP-106, some beer labeled "Larry," and a person named Radical.
"Wait, I thought he put it in on Very Fine, not 1:1..." - Dr. Baldwin
"It's the unpredictable 914, gives you less or gives you more." - Researcher DoesntReallyExist
Input: The same thing above.
Setting: Fine.
"This better work!" - Dr. Baldwin

Output: SCP-106 with 3 arms, some beer labeled "Larry" that makes everyone ANGRY, and a floating person named Radical.

INPUT: ANGER
SETTING: VERY FINE GODDAMN IT!!!

Спасибо.