I have a feeling yonzo should reply to that one, but meh.

Output: Small child with perfect grammar. Unlike the original yonzo. But he still creates alternate accounts and says "it's his foreign friend impersonating him"

"That's the last time I put a child in this thing" -Dr. Maynard

Input: BEN/Elegy of Emptiness statue
Setting: Coarse

output: a sex doll shaped like hitler. (addendum 1937) dr bright stole it and 50 minutes later he is found having sex with the doll in the toilet. a study shows that every time the doll is humped, a sound of hitler shoutung "HEIL HITLER!!" is heard







input: regalis

What setting?

SCP-Sean wrote:What setting?

My Logic, if the person doesn't put the setting, Just go with 1;1.

Output: Regalis Spider.

Input: SCP-513
Setting: Fine

output: a bell that when it ringed it will play justin bieber and nicki minaj song people who hear it reported seeing justin bieber naked or nicki minaj twerking on his face





input: obama
setting:fine

Jesus Christ, Yonzo you are one morbid child.

Output: Barack Osama, was reported to set off 10 warheads to destroy the moon for some reason.

"CATCH THAT CRAZED MOTHERFUCKER" -Dr. Maynard

Input: Every single emoticon on this forum
Setting: Very Fine

output: addendum: that thing... oh god. that thing causes 58% of our staff yelling in pain because their jimmies rustled violently. they were put into treatment to remove the rust from their jimmies.







input: yo momma
setting: hyper coarse

yonzo_rikuo wrote:input: yo momma
setting: hyper coarse

ALERT: SETTING NOT RECOGNIZED. DEFAULTS TO 1:1
Output: Someone's father.
"That was a waste of time." ~Dr. Lucia

Intake: The Walking Dead Season 1's Ending
Setting: Very Fine
"Anyone up for more crying?" ~Dr. Lucia

output:it turns into gay porn




input:black bible
settings:coarse

yonzo_rikuo wrote:output:it turns into gay porn




input:black bible
settings:coarse

Note from Dr. CLstream: how the fuck is that relavent to zombies?

Output: A CD and box split perfectly into nine pieces each in a grid pattern.

Intake: A clone of Trialtrex21's computer, heavily infected with SCP-732.
Setting: 1:1

Pre-test Note: "Lord Kickass" has voluntarily obliged to be refined by SCP-914 "just to see what happens".