Output: "BARACK OBAMA PETTING KITTENS WHILE TALKING." Tape featured Barack Obama petting kittens while talking about subjects such as world peace, world hunger ending, and rainbow unicorns with butterfly wings. The number of kittens increased as the tape went on.

Intake: Garry's Mod
Setting: Very Fine

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Intake: Garry's Mod
Setting: Very Fine

Output: A bugless Garry's Mod that takes up no space on a computer's hard drive. Instant install, instant workshop downloads, instant map loading and instant server connecting.
"Can we, uh.. Make copies?" ~Dr. Lucia

Intake: Dr. Lucia
Setting: Very Fine
"Heh heh heh.. I am A GOD!" ~Dr. Lucia

Output: Nothing.. Absolutely nothing...

H-How Is there Nothing?!? ~Dr. C Syphentotics.

5 Minutes after, Mobile Task Force Elipsion was sent to Site-[REDACTED] to find traces of Dr. Lucia. 10 minutes later, Team Elipsion found Dr. Lucia Encased in a pool of blood, behind 914. Numerous gears, springs, and sockets were sticking out of her.

Well, it seems SCP-914 gave up half-way on a processed individual. I request further testing. ~Dr. C Syphentotics.

Input: One(1) Black Fur'd Bunny Rabbit.
Setting: Very Fine

SyphenTV wrote:Input: One(1) Black Fur'd Bunny Rabbit.
Setting: Very Fine

Output: One (1) Black Fur'd Bunny Rabbit. Immediate changes in appearance include a bipedal stance and the presence of a top hat, monocle on the right eye, and a mustache. Subject demonstrates the ability to speak in multiple languages (prefers to speak in British English). Subject's accent and style of speaking matches that of a stereotypical 1870's English gentleman.
Current Status: In the possession of Dr. CLstream.

Intake: This
Setting: Fine

Output: Excerpts from SCP-049. Recorded by Dr. Bergawitz.

Input: This...
Setting: Very Fine

Just in-case this gets out of hand, I'm just going to put this in, and close the doors. Everyone evacuate, now. ~Dr. C Syphentotics.

Output: A new world order.

Intake: My crappy 3d modeling skills
Setting: Fine

Output: A young naked boy who went around constantly drawing shitty pictures and gluing them all over the walls.

"Put the fucker down" ~ Dr. Munch

Input: 60 pounds of weed and a rap mixtape made by some 15 year old tack-lass asswipe on the internet.
Setting: Fine

Output: A Snoop Dogg statue made entirely out of hemp. A mixtape containing exactly three (3) animated .gifs and one (1) 56k quality music file was found near the statue. Statue contents were delivered to Dr. ████ for further examination.

Input: A bag containing pieces of a popular building blocks toy.
Setting: Very fine.

Output: A Bag of Mr. Wondertainment's Very Own Building Blocks.

Input: Undertow Games
Setting: Course.

Give us the Ashes. ~q2wedq2e12312312`3135refdcxzrf234e14231231231342 = .... 7

Output: HOW ARE YOU VIEWING THIS THE WEBSITE IS DOWN

Intake: Doctor Who
Setting: Fine