Child Muncher wrote:OFFTOPIC: What do you mean, what link?

ONTOPIC:

Output: Nothing. Just thin air.

"Who's idea was it to put gas in 914 anyway?" -Dr. fuckidontknow

Input: Hong Kong 97
Setting: Very Fine

Offtopic:
WOOT! 1000th Post!

Output: 79 gnoK gnoH

Input: A Steel Point.
Setting: Fine.

SyphenTV wrote:Input: A Steel Point.
Setting: Fine.

Output: A steel point. No change in appearance. Testing has shown that it can fit exterior home water faucets as normal. The only deviation from normal steel points of its kind is that it is resistant to all forms of weathering, rusting, corroding and physical damage.

Intake: One (1) Canon MP495 series copy-printer. Not connected to an electrical outlet. A stack of one-hundred-and-fifty (150) sheets of 8.5" x 11" (216mm x 279mm) blank paper sits on top of the printer.
Setting: Very Fine

/SOMEWHAT-OFF-TOPIC
Phew, that was hard.

SyphenTV wrote:Offtopic: WOOT! 1000th Post!

OFFTOPIC: Wut.

ONTOPIC:

Output: A broken down MP495 printer with no special abilities. The paper had materialized outside of SCP-173s chamber. The paper also now has a incredible weight to it and was unable to move from outside the chamber.

so sp00ky

Input: Velleman K8200 3D Printer with Five (5) layers of 'ABS plastic'
Setting: Fine

Output: 3d Printer of an unknown make. Made 3d printed objects at about 10x normal speed. Plastics used in creation disappeared, and the printer produces matter through unknown means, likely ectoentropic.

Intake: Ethanol
Setting: Very Fine

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Intake: Ethanol
Setting: Very Fine

Output: The entire interior of the output booth appears to have changed. Interior size proportions are significantly bigger when compared to the exterior of the output booth, which has no observable change. In the center of the output "room" is a Nissan automobile. The car functions as normal, save for what the research team describes as "a seemingly infinite amount of environmentally-friendly fuel". This fuel exhibits properties which, as implied, are much more efficient and healthy than normal gasoline. All attempts to disassemble the car in order to view its mechanisms have failed, as the vehicle is seemingly immune to disassembly and physical damage.

Intake: An origami
Setting: 1:1

Hakkla wrote:/SOMEWHAT-OFF-TOPIC

Code: Select all

Function forumGame914(input, setting$)
	Select setting
		Case "rough"
			output = break(input)
		Case "coarse"
			output = mend(break(input))
		Case "1:1"
			output = changeRandomParameter(input)
		Case "fine"
			output = makeBetter(input)
		Case "very fine"
			output = makeNewSCP(input)
	End Select

	Return output
End Function

Phew, that was hard.

I'm saving this. It'll be useful. (makeNewSCP made me laugh btw, good job)

Output: An origami

(What else did you expect?)

Intake: Oculus Rift
Setting: Fine

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Intake: Oculus Rift
Setting: Fine

Output: HTC Vive Mk. IV

Intake: One (1) bottle of Germ-X. 295 ml. Full.
Setting: Fine

CLgaming wrote:

Theimperfectbeing wrote:Intake: Oculus Rift
Setting: Fine

Output: HTC Vive Mk. IV

Intake: One (1) bottle of Germ-X. 295 ml. Full.
Setting: Fine

Output One (1) bottle of Germ-X. OVER 9000!!!!! ml. full.

Input: my 0.15 mbps upload and download speed.
Setting: VERY FINE

I want it. Now. ~Dr. Sabrina Syphentotics