Output: A diamond bladed saw sharpner

Input: THE ALMIGHTY LOAF

Setting: Very Very fucking fine 420 loaf it (very fine)
LOAF INTENSIFIES

Output: Almighty 682

Input: Dr. Being's Ring
Setting: Fine

Output: Dr. Imperfect's ring.

"I... didn't even have a ring."- Dr. Imperfect

Intake: SCP-066
Setting: Very Fine

Output: A multi-colored version of 66. Instead of saying ERIC. He asks "Are you [REDACTED]" followed by sonic wave that caused brain death in those who were in a 12 ft. radius. He will attempt to look like ONE of his victims and impersonate him.

Let's not do that again... ~Dr. Roth

Input: A recorded sound tape about Dr. Conner complaining to MTF-NTF-███
Setting: Very Fine

And how did we get this recorded sound tape exactly? ~Dr. Roth

Output: a mysterious tape labeled "NOT A PORN TAPE". When played it showed nothing but Nickolas cage faces everywhere on the screen. Subjects who watched for more than five minuets claimed that 'Everyone's face was now Nickolas Cage's face'.

Input: The puppet (marionette)
Setting: Fine.

SCP-Sean wrote:Output: a mysterious tape labeled "NOT A PORN TAPE". When played it showed nothing but Nickolas cage faces everywhere on the screen. Subjects who watched for more than five minuets claimed that 'Everyone's face was now Nickolas Cage's face'.

Input: The puppet (marionette)
Setting: Fine.

Jack in the box, when wound up a puppet would show up then make a unidentifiable scream.

When the scream was slowed it made the following words: Kill Her, Freedom, Free Hugs.

Input: A catholic bible
Setting: Very Fine

"Again, this is a test to see if 914 can reveal hidden secrets we don't know about" ~Dr. Roth

OFFTOPIC: Sean stop making bad outputs

ApplePiah wrote:

SCP-Sean wrote:Output: a mysterious tape labeled "NOT A PORN TAPE". When played it showed nothing but Nickolas cage faces everywhere on the screen. Subjects who watched for more than five minuets claimed that 'Everyone's face was now Nickolas Cage's face'.

Input: The puppet (marionette)
Setting: Fine.

Jack in the box, when wound up a puppet would show up then make a unidentifiable scream.

When the scream was slowed it made the following words: Kill Her, Freedom, Free Hugs.

Input: A catholic bible
Setting: Very Fine

"Again, this is a test to see if 914 can reveal hidden secrets we don't know about" ~Dr. Roth

OFFTOPIC: Sean stop making bad outputs

Output: A Roman Bible, the one that was not destroyed by Nazi's or any other being in the universe.

Hmm. At least we can have some new religion in the foundation. Someone schedual me an appointment with Dr. ~Dr. Connor Syphentotics.

Input: Dr. Connor Syphentotics.
Setting: Fine

I have grown very insomniatic-like due to all my work. [Dumb new SCP-106 Containment Procedures] To our regulations, this should fix that. I hope I don't become a robot... ~Dr. Connor Syphentotics.

OFFTOPIC: You don't need to say "MTF-NTF" just say "Nine Tailed Fox" or "NTF"

Output: Dr. Connor Syphentotics, Asleep

"That's not your average output from Fine, maybe... He's fighting the common cold?"

Input: Dr. Connor Syphentotics's Hat, dirty and torn up
Setting: Fine

ApplePiah wrote:Output: Dr. Connor Syphentotics, Asleep

"That's not your average output from Fine, maybe... He's fighting the common cold?"

Input: Dr. Connor Syphentotics's Hat, dirty and torn up
Setting: Fine

Output: Dr. Connor Syphentotics Fedora, that he left back at home.

How...? ~Dr. Connor Syphentotics

Input: Picture of the Illuminati Triangle
Setting: Very Fine

[No Comment] ~Dr. Connor Syphentotics

Output: Nothing. A new world order was created about 30 minutes after the experiment.

Intake: SCP-079
Setting: Very Fine