This was an old and popular fourm game that died out some time ago. The game goes like this:

Person 1: Put a PC in on 1:1.

Person 2: Result: Macintosh Computer. Put a 3-DS on Very Fine (If someone forgets to add the object and/or setting, decide for them, it saves time.)

The settings are like this:

Rough: Destroys an object.

Course: Dismantles an object.

1:1: Produces a similar object.

Fine: Produces an a similar object, but with a better trait.

Very Fine: Changes an object in a bizarre and risky way.

I will start: Can of Pepsi on 1:1

Output: 1 can of Coke.

Input: Said can of Coke.
Setting: Fine.

Output: Can of Coke Zero

Input: Flashlight, Very Fine

Edit: Can we get rid of canon so we can have more possibilities? I think it would be interesting putting other SCPs through 914

Result: Flashlight that blinded all personnel that viewed the light.

Input: One lizard, Fine

Yes we can get rid of canon, as the old one got far from canon after a while. And it's a game, so yup.

Output: An unknown extraterrestrial reptile with aggressive traits. Object was immediately destroyed.

Input: One ounce of pure plutonium on Fine.

Output: Nuclear bomb

Input: Valve, Setting: Very Fine

Output: A machine that continuously churns out copies of Half-Life Episode 3.

Input: One (1) Batman
Setting: Coarse

Output: A load of blood guts and manufactured materials and a shredded note, which when put together read: "He was not a true superhero..."

Input: Setting: Very fine

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Object began brutally [DATA EXPUNGED] with a █████████ all the way up Dr. █████'s [REDACTED] screaming and bleeding for ██ hours afterward. Agent ███ was forced to employ Procedure ███-███████ [DATA EXPUNGED] cactus spines left everywhere, including inside Researcher ████'s [REDACTED]. Number of casualties recorded at ███.
The researcher responsible for this test has been severely reprimanded. - O5-█

Input: One (1) Gabe Newell
Setting: Very Fine

Output: One (1) Gabe Newell. When tested, he was able to count not only to 3, but to many numbers after it. Many Half Life sequels expected.

Input: The server running www.scpcbgame.com. Setting: Very Fine.