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Output: Maggots in a hexagonal prism.
Intake Booth: 1 model of a spacecraft on very fine.
"If it made a giant robot, I think it could make a spacecraft."- Dr. Being

Output: One 1/25 scale model of a nuclear warhead. Tested in safe area away from civilization, completely functional. Formed a crater.

Note: If 914 were sentient, I'd say it misunderstood that the Apollo 11 ISN'T a WMD. Use one that looks like the ones from the movies, like this.

Input: A model of Anakin Skywalker's starfighter from Star Wars: Episode 3, Very Fine

Output: A full-scale Anakin Skywalker's starfighter from Star Wars: Episode 3 made of an unknown metal alloy. Has not been tested yet.
Intake Booth: 1 American Crocodile and one Sawfish on very fine.

Output: a fusion between the crocodile and the sawfish

I hope you didnt except something diferent. Now if you excuse, i have return to my old experiments about dead stuff- Dr. ShadowDust

Input: Dead female body

Setting: Very fine

Output: Corpse reanimated [DATA EXPUNGED] ██ deaths.
"Let's not try that again. Ever." -Dr. Being
Intake Booth: SCP-372 on Very Fine

Output: Output booth appeared empty. However a containment breach scenario was expected to have occured and MTF teams were dispatch. Last report was of a large object in the corner of the eye before [DATA EXPUNGED]. Biohazard teams dispatched and all retrievable SCPs moved to site ██.

"Who's idea was this? I wanna [Expletive Redacted] up their [Expletive Redacted] -Dr. ██████

Input: A copy of the original "Half-Life Blue-Shift" and "Team Fortress Classic"

Setting: Very Fine

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED] awesomeness overload.
Intake Booth: The Sun on very fine.
"I predict that we will all die 10 seconds after this test is done." -Dr. Being

Output: A small, compact version of the Sun with the same luminosity the original Sun has when viewed from Earth (Side note: Personnel temporarily blinded when output booth was opened. Wear sunglasses when handling). Can be picked up by hand, but when tested, it has the same mass and temperature of the original. Tested with the Very Fine sunglasses from a previous experiment, it turned into the Moon. It doesn't turn into the Moon at night, and the sunglasses are the only known method of doing so.

Someone please explain how the hell we're able to pick this thing up?

It's SCP-914. Do you really need a reason?

...Yes.

Input: A piece of paper asking for an explanation on "how the hell" we can pick up the scale replica of the Sun, Very Fine

Output: A note saying: "For reasons not yet known to science." Anyone reading it instantly gained knowledge on how it was possible.
"[DATA EXPUNGED]! Of course!" -Dr. Being
Intake Booth: 1 dust mite on very fine.

Output: A mated female dust mite at an estimated height of 4 feet. All staff in the room at the time contracted severe cases of Asthma within seconds. Output chamber filled with severe heat for 45 minutes. Refer to incident log 914-███.

Intake: One (1) layer of metal previously corroded by SCP-106 during a containment breach.

Setting: 1:1.